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[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

@SafaricomPLC can not even allocate resources efficiently. Shitty to the core

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

@Safaricom_Care customer service has becone very crappy. No internet for almost 24 hours now. No technician in sight.

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

@kijana_misa Sometimes you got to do what what you got to do.

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

@mutwiriiii There is this SM I don't want her but I can't leave her. Itabidi tu aniache.

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

@martyrdison You realise women used to be r*ped during wars?

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

@EstherPassaris Nothing to see here. Just dumb peope saying dumb shit.

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

The idea of open office is a very stupid concept. People need some isolation to achieve maximum productivity.

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

As a 33 yo man I have come to the realization that of I have to marry I need to dumb down.

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

Downtown Nairobi is just wildly chaotic. If it's not the rude matatu drivers, it's bodas and mkokoteni or some sweat smelling chaps hitiing you. Can't even think straight in that environment.

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

Our company is so broke we are fundraising for drinks for an office party 😭.

Let me have a resignation lettet in my drafts.

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

Mt Kenya Mpigs have voluntarily participated in the profiling of their own people.
Let that sink in.
Shame on you @KIMANIICHUNGWAH @KuriaKimaniMP and all the plotters who willingly participated in this evil plan.

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

Around 2008 when Mungiki invaded gomes and killed the sons of the mountain, we organised ourselves and patrolled the night. This is the only solution to the goons government is using to terrorise people. Violence begets violence.

#77NiNumbers
#OccupyUntilVictory

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

Hey @Safaricom_Care, can I get the number of a number I have sent money to that is redacted in yhe statement?

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

Help me find her.

This chick we boarded a mat at Uthiru. She alighted at brookside drive. She is spectacled, was wearing a black and white stripped pants and had a white hair band. You could be my future.

Rt widely.

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

@Ja_Konyango Kuna huyu ameshida akiwatch sijui The Thukus. She really is never coming back.
Had to make her watch as a guest because I don't want that nonesense in my algorithm.

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

@RobertAlai Same energy

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

I have been subscribed to this call sign service for the past year or two without my knowledge or authorization. I have tried to unsubscribe countless times without success. @Cofek_Africa @ODPC_KE is there any recourse for such cases?
@Safaricom_Care
@SafaricomPLC

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

Consuming @Safaricom_Care bronze package for 4 years has costed me Ksh 144,000. In a similar period total cost for @Starlink mini is Ksh 102,000 (including the hardware). This is my last month with @Safaricom_Care

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

@kingFahad_17 He has brought out all he has. If you win here, then it is down with the dictator.

[Clason Capital @ClasonCapital]

@s1ah_wanja Na hiyo tumbo inakaa mattress ya moko.