Crustpunk Beach Bum Without The Beach

26 He/They layabout and streamer. SFW. TTRPGs, Fighting Games, and Animal posts.

stream is here

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

landlords: we must raise rent

costco ceo: i would rather burn this place to the ground than charge more than $1.50 for a hotdog

[disco elysium quotes @discoelysiumbot]

The words have already left your mouth... “I want to have fuck with you.”

[HIDEKI NAGANUMA｜CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS @Hideki_Naganuma]

Do not compare me with Hideki Kamiya.

[にゃいでん @813ne_diayn]

アヌビスお面のフルフェイスタイプ完成です〜

[Maximilian Dood @maximilian_]

Made me hella nostalgic for pissed off Scorpion https://t.co/CEQrorjuZz

[Sean Beckner-Carmitchel @ACatWithNews]

Breaking:

*CW: Sexual Assault

The lawyer for Houston Tipping, killed during an LAPD training exercise, was involved the investigation of a rape by four LAPD officers. According to Gage, one of those officers was directly involved in the beating.

More for @KnockDotLA to come.

[Andy Ratto @andyratto]

If you’re curious whether this was an accident or LAPD cops beat this officer to death, the latest news is that he was investigating four other cops for sexual assault.

[Ryan T. Brown 🎮🩷 @Toadsanime]

Activision-Blizzard have been found to have withheld raises from staff campaigning for unions by the National Labour Relations Board:

https://t.co/pKkpWm4tHi

[sean @seankiv]

dudes who wrote GameFAQs guides that opened with ascii art that looked like this were the monastic scribes and illuminators of the 2000s

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

There’s something on the ceiling. Can’t tell if it’s a smudge or a bug

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

@MKEMarlow I think what's OK to joke about is extremely context dependent. It's a much more interesting question than either everything or nothing. It is a shifting set of rules and standards that we apply to ourselves without thinking about it.

[Mike Marlow 🌹 🇵🇸 @MKEMarlow]

@hausofdecline IMO, Anyone can try to joke about anything, but the success of the joke is the responsibility of the comedian and their relationship with the audience. That's a huge part of all oratory, ethos. If you're clearly punching down, of course you're going to fail.

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Also the fact that this idea of "censorship" took place in the context of Viacom not allowing them to depict Mohammed. You could have quit the show and depicted Mohammed if you wanted to, but you also wanted your millions of dollars. So I guess you're not actually that principled

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

South Park rightly catches a lot of flak for their vicious transphobia, but one of the things I hate most about the show is in their Family Guy episode they put forth "either everything's OK to joke about or nothing's OK" which is one of the dumbest theories of comedy