Deven Austin

Mario Party aficionado. Self-appointed Snack King. The cool teacher.

[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

OnlyFans but it's just pictures of my dog.

[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

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[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

@HuntShowdown Maybe to celebrate teaming up, y'all make it so Xbox and PS players can team up together.

[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

@aqualienxx I guess it's time to become a BookTuber!

[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

@GingerSk8s Weirdly enough, student debt doesn't factor into buying a house. Our lender only cared about credit score and if we were contractually employed. What's another 500k in debt?!

[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

@GingerSk8s @aqualienxx Peanut free zone - must confiscate it.

[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

@frankstravis2 This is definitely the kid who has a 45% in the class too.

[Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard]

There’s no way The Sopranos could get made in today’s society. They’d force a whole plot about a mob boss with ~anxiety~ going to therapy, both of his kids would be SJWs in interracial relationships, and there’d be a whole season about a gay mobster’s relationship struggles 🙄.

[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

@theneedledrop Bangers
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[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

@libbaroni Relaxed Red 40 Maxin'

[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

@crotana I have coffee while at work, so I brush before I leave.

[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

@HuntShowdown @IsaacSPauls you love me cooking!;

[Hunt: Showdown @HuntShowdown]

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[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

@GraphCrimes King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard is way ahead of ya!

[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

@aqualienxx "Thank you for the option, but I would rather wait until I am finished with my current task."

[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

Up until 1am painting my daughter's room. We officially move into our house today. King shit.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

This is what happens when you are not listening to what you are reading.

#QuietPartOutLoud

[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

@crotana At least SOME politicians directly support their constituents!

[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

@aqualienxx Man, I've been trying to buy jeans for LITERALLY 6 months. I swear no one makes jeans for thick thighs:(

[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

@ItherealjesseI I think Zeus would do disagree. It wasn't coconut water he was giving people.

[Deven Austin @ClassicDeven]

Nothing like 60 grit school toilet paper to welcome you back from paternity leave.