Shit Parents Say

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@Real_Liam_Payne

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You're adopted. Lolz *spits

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Merry Christmas dipshit.

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Tickle tickle lil shit

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1D is stupid

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Pie

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Toootie toot

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I fell down the stairs holding my guitar and accidentally came up with a one direction song

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Taylor swift seems like the type of chick who would poke a hole in a condom

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ur new years resolution should be to leave ur room

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ur a teenager i shouldnt have to set up play dates anymore

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I dont understand how u still cry everytime u hear little things

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ur not even gunna leave ur room on new years eve??????

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rt if one of the reasons u dont have a bf is because one direction makes every other guy look bad

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why cant u exert the same amount of passion towards homework as u do towards one direction

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cleaning ur room does not mean throwing all ur shit in the closet

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if i had a nickel for every time i heard u talking about one direction

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more like niall fever

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is bieber fever contagious