Classic Clay

Clay Kemp, an old man trapped in an 18 year old's body

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Everyone make sure to wish the man himself, @Ckemp95 a very happy birthday today. #19goingon90

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*walking through the Gaylord last night*
"Do you guys not have even an ounce of maturity? You're honestly embarrassing me" #ClassicClay

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Getting upset when a group chat is used for casual talking, or anything other than strictly making plans. #ClassicClay

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"Man I'm full"
"I'm clay, nice to meet you." #ClassicClay

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Getting genuinely mad and disgusted when people say they enjoy drinking Diet Coke or Skim Milk. #ClassicClay

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"Oh man....she SUCKS" (all with the look on his face as if he just ate rotten cheese) #ClassicClay #ClassicClayQuote

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Asking for the ball in basketball simply by yelling "BUDDY!!" from across the court. #ClassicClay

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Believing some restaurants have better tasting Dr. Pepper than others #ClassicClay

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"Talk to me when you've mowed over 1,000 lawns" #ClassicClayQuote

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"Did you read that on the Internet or something? You can't trust that stuff man." #ClassicClayQuote

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Always carrying extra supplies to make sure he's prepared for the elements #ClassicClay

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Responding to any ideas that are out of the ordinary with "It's not even worth it" #ClassicClay #ClassicClayQuote

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"Can't hang out, the Boys are playing." #ClassicClayQuote

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Refusing to say the F word, and instead yelling "Mother Trucker!!" when upset #ClassicClay

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"I hate when people call their parents by their first name.....it's Dad." #ClassicClayQuote

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"Lights out at 12! We got a schedule to stick to." #ClassicClayQuote

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"Sup ladies" #ClassicClayQuote

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Believing Facebook is still the best way to check up on the day's events #ClassicClay

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"You guys are so gay" #ClassicClayQuote

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"SCHNIKIES!!" #ClassicClayQuote