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My last bio made @hitchmancock mad... so here we are // he/him

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Call me Deacon Blues.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

1980: soon we’re all gonna be driving flying cars

2018:

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@lola_lottman Ooo that's a good one

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"An American legend comes to life"

[The Dad @thedad]

Forget astrology. The tagline of the #1 movie at the box office the day you were born, that determines your fate from now on

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It's Pocahontas though, so I'm not reading too deep into it

[❣️ @Wildebee_]

Is it even possible for white people to go to an African country and not take this picture? Lmao

[GL DiVittorio @gldivittorio]

Okay team gather round, we all don’t like gun girl, making fun of gun girl is a noble and worthy cause. But in making fun of gun girl by quoting/replying to her we’re giving her tweets more engagements, which are valuable. Please *screenshot* and carry on making fun of gun girl.

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

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- Parallel parking my time machine

[Jake Shaw @jakesaysyousuck]

Why does Kid Rock look like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock

[passed out drunk at the steamboat Arabia museum @GarlicCorgi]

“During the Vietnam War, every respectable artist in this country was against the war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aimed in the same direction. The power of this weapon turns out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high.”

― Kurt Vonnegut

[The Stupid Guys @GoOffKings]

Jesse reviews a Black Ops 4 toilet amidst heavy gunfire

[Harold MacWOKE @Pies_of_Lee]

This is the right wings idea of an intellectual

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All of the cars in front of me drove around a stopped school bus and I considered doing the same before remembering the old adage "if all of your friends ran over 8-year-olds, would you do the same?"

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@MrTrickster3 Thank you Littlewing!! Even though I don't talk about it much, I always feel your support in heaping handfuls!

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Happy coming out day! Every day I feel myself becoming more comfortable with the idea of telling my parent I'm pansexual.

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I'm playing in a band again!!