MiddleClassNightmare

Highlighter of every day problems and issues for the middle class

[MiddleClassNightmare @ClassNightmares]

@RobdaBank @BBCR1 And getting told off if you played the Norah Jones sunrise remix again

[MiddleClassNightmare @ClassNightmares]

@RobdaBank @BBCR1 And the introduction to la ritournelle obvs

[MiddleClassNightmare @ClassNightmares]

@RobdaBank @BBCR1 Before podcasts, buying an MP3 player specifically so I could record sat and sun shows so I could listen to them on the tube

[MiddleClassNightmare @ClassNightmares]

Burnt the halloumi for a salad for tomorrow and set our new, whole house, smoke alarms off. All children awake #middleclassproblems

[MiddleClassNightmare @ClassNightmares]

@petertubb impossible to beat

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First new year in the converted loft and the bloody fireworks are keeping us awake #middleclassproblems

[MiddleClassNightmare @ClassNightmares]

When you're a bit pissed and wonder why sonos isn't working through your headphones ##middleclassproblems

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My nose hair trimmer has broken #middleclassproblems

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@TwopTwips reduce the embarrassment of vaping by throwing away your e-cigarette and shitting yourself instead

[MiddleClassNightmare @ClassNightmares]

I think the steak out of the freezer that I'm griddling is actually stewing steak #thehorror #middleclassproblems

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Forgot chopsticks so had to eat sushi with a fork at lunch #middleclassproblems

[MiddleClassNightmare @ClassNightmares]

Trouble with decanting wine is you don't know how much you've drunk and now I'm a bit pissed #middleclassproblems

[MiddleClassNightmare @ClassNightmares]

@The_Dolphin_Pub mc hammer. Writes itself #RapStarHouseholdObjects

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@The_Dolphin_Pub my dad published that song. Proudest moment of my life

[MiddleClassNightmare @ClassNightmares]

@david_conn trying to explain how perfect that finish was to non football players at work. A dream. And in the World Cup finals!

[MiddleClassNightmare @ClassNightmares]

@VICEUK have your apocalypse now, don't leave it til later; have your apocalypse now, don't be a procrastinator - griff Rhys jones

[MiddleClassNightmare @ClassNightmares]

Best thing about holidays are putting suncream, swimming costumes and shoes on 3 small children #sarcasm #middleclassproblems

[MiddleClassNightmare @ClassNightmares]

Sat opposite a bloke on the train with dogshit on his shoe. Too polite to move #middleclassproblems

[MiddleClassNightmare @ClassNightmares]

By the time I've got the bastard fire going I can enjoy it for about five minutes before I have to go to bed #middleclassproblems