Classy Ex-girlfriend

[Classy Ex-girlfriend @ClassyEx]

That awkward moment when your ex sleeps with every girl in town and tells you how hot they are/aren't lol

[Classy Ex-girlfriend @ClassyEx]

Something about the beach makes whiskey/red bull go down like water.

[Best Hair Tips @BestHairTip]

I curl one side of my hair perfect and the other side looks awful.

[Classy Ex-girlfriend @ClassyEx]

Maybe some people don't want to face their demons.

[Classy Ex-girlfriend @ClassyEx]

Being hungover is so dumb my stomach is like "no!!! I will not accept half a turkey sandwich" fuck you stomach

[Classy Ex-girlfriend @ClassyEx]

Chocolate glazed cake donuts will make me skinny right? Right

[Classy Ex-girlfriend @ClassyEx]

I hate when two ugly people make a baby. Like if you love your kid so much why set it up for genetic failure?

[Classy Ex-girlfriend @ClassyEx]

I like to spend my time not wearing pants and Facebook stalking people I don't even care about

[Classy Ex-girlfriend @ClassyEx]

You know the feeling of taking your bra off after a long day?! That's this break up for me lol

[A NY Bitch @Upstate_Bitch]

Can someone make lucky charms vodka please?

[Classy Ex-girlfriend @ClassyEx]

If you need someone to talk to so badly, talk to one of the hoes you couldn't leave alone when we were together.

[Classy Ex-girlfriend @ClassyEx]

Where is the line between sweet and stalker??? I think it's a few miles back

[DefiGazer @Defigazer]

I paint my nails at least 4 times a week

[Classy Ex-girlfriend @ClassyEx]

Detaching

[Classy Ex-girlfriend @ClassyEx]

When you quit caring about/being interested in what your partner is doing, the relationship is dead

[Classy Ex-girlfriend @ClassyEx]

You know, I woulda run away with you if you had ever asked me.

[Classy Ex-girlfriend @ClassyEx]

I wanna tell people to eat a dick some days

[Classy Ex-girlfriend @ClassyEx]

The scariest thing about distance is you don't know if they'll miss you or forget about you..