SCIENCE: Women's farts smell worse.
In studies conducted by eminent flatulence researcher Michael Levitt, women's farts consistently sported significantly greater concentrations of hydrogen sulfide. Odor judges have confirmed that -- at similar volumes -- this translates to a noticeably worse odor compared to men's farts.
@stats_feed "I'm not just sitting around smelling women's farts all day. I'm applying the scientific method to advance the frontier of human knowledge. About women's farts."