Sassaholic🦚

All good stories deserve embellishment...

[Tampa Bay AU Club @TampaAuburnClub]

And another @AuburnMBB watch party tomorrow at stone soup company in Ybor. Tip-off at 1:00 pm.

Come join us for some AU basketball, strong drinks, and delicious food.

[Sassaholic🦚 @ClassyyCatch]

@samriegel 👀

[Sassaholic🦚 @ClassyyCatch]

I just wrote a review on Chia Pet - Star Wars The Child https://t.co/k0iR8RUce1 via @yotpo

Sharing this because they will give me a discount…

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Cool Jimmy Buffet story- one time he was flying his own plane to Jamaica with Bono (as one does) and the Jamaican authorities misidentified his plane as being a weed smugglers plane and they opened fire on it with automatic weapons as he was trying to land it in the bay. He landed and they boarded his plane and realized it was Jimmy buffet and bono. Instead of complaining, Jimmy was like “nbd I’ve probably gotten away with a lot of stuff I should have been caught for”. And instead of suing them he just wrote a song called “Jamaica mistakea” about it and vibed. Absolute legend

[Auburn Football @AuburnFootball]

YOU'RE ON SCHOLARSHIP‼️

Well deserved, @GarrisonWalker2 🦅

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This is the first time in 60 years that both actors and writers have gone on strike at the same time.

Entertainment folks, post your most absurd royalty check below so people can understand just how badly you’re getting screwed!

[Sassaholic🦚 @ClassyyCatch]

I just right now discovered that Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Phoebe Bridgers are different people…ngl I just thought that the Fleabag actress had a very diverse career…

[Sassaholic🦚 @ClassyyCatch]

Spot the difference.

[Auburn Baseball @AuburnBaseball]

Chase called it. 🗣️
Coop crushed it. 🚀

B4 | Auburn 2, Missouri 0

[Flux Capacitor @fourthvision]

@IowaHoops

[Sassaholic🦚 @ClassyyCatch]

@DrunkAubie Look I’m willing to admit I probably can’t find Iowa on a map first try. But that’s because (1) I’m terrible at geography and (2) I can already visit a whole bunch of corn at my local grocery store.

[Sassaholic🦚 @ClassyyCatch]

Apparently @stitchfix is out here trying to start the drama 😈🎭

Pro tip: Unless you are specifically asked to do so by the bride/groom/couple, DON’T WEAR WHITE TO A WEDDING, y’all!

[Sassaholic🦚 @ClassyyCatch]

Well I’m about to lose access to Twitter because I can’t remember my password to remove 2FA, which seems like a bad thing to do in the first place. It’s been real, folks. Catch you on the flip side.

[Sassaholic🦚 @ClassyyCatch]

Rewatching The West Wing bc why not, and the most ridiculous thing I’ve spotted so far is that a call girl working in Washington DC wouldn’t know what POTUS stands for.

[Sassaholic🦚 @ClassyyCatch]

@icyywen

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Cancel Netflix. They just lost my business. "Password-sharing" is not a thing, it's called password-using. This is regressive bullshit borne out of capitalist greed to squeeze more money out of us. People paid for a password and they use it wherever they go.

[Sassaholic🦚 @ClassyyCatch]

Shout out to my cost saving MVP, @netflix for the cash I’ll save from cancelling my subscription. Your new policy is dumb.

#passwordsharing

[Sassaholic🦚 @ClassyyCatch]

@gAUlf_WDE @TampaAuburnClub

[Sassaholic🦚 @ClassyyCatch]

Did my best pizza yet over the weekend!

[Sassaholic🦚 @ClassyyCatch]

Just a fun update on my @OoniHQ progress. Y’all this pizza is out of this world. 10/10 best purchase of 2022. #Ooni #Pizza

[Sassaholic🦚 @ClassyyCatch]

@Chewy