Selina Kyle

❝Some know me as the femme fatale. Others, The Cat. And to Batman, a certain kitty that needs her claws filed. But to me? I'm just a girl with expensive taste.❞

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

@Plasticalities [Eyebrow raise. Sigh. She should have known better. She then reaches up and taps his forehead.]

There /is/ a brain in there, right?

And no, Stretch. /Not/ to the premier.

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

Don’t push your luck, Stretch.

[Patrick O'Brian @Plasticalities]

There’s still another premiere, @ClawedThief! <Winks.>

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

“Oof.

Perhaps you should get some rest, then.”

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

Blinks.

“Have you hit your head today or something?”

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

“Nice to know you still can’t take a /joke/.”

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

“To distract the— Oh, nevermind.

Nice to know you’re still a bird brain.”

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

“Do a backflip.

They’ll forget all about what they just heard, trust me.”

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

Squints.

“Damian’s heard— no, he /says/ worse. He’ll be fine.”

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

|| ALRIGHT SO

Don’t hate me for this, but I’ve been out of the DC verse for quite some time, so I have NO idea what’s been happening. If anyone would like to fill me in specifically on what happened with the BatCat wedding, it would be greatly appreciated ^^

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

“It works for me.”

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

|| ... *slooooooowly peeks at the DMs I haven’t looked at in years*

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

|| IM NOT SORRY

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

“Fuck Batman?”

Well, yes.

Yes I do.

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

|| getting back on Selina and coming from being an awkward, completely undesirable piece of couch potato to well... Selina, is pretty hard so excuse my roughness I’m pretty rusty

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

@Plasticalities [Narrowing her eyes slightly at the sudden closeness, Selina’s face pulls into that of a grimace. Yet it quickly transforms into a smirk as a devilish response pops into her head.]

Now, Plas. If you’re going to be /that/ close to me, I’d rather not be wearing anything at all.~

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

|| So I moved out today! Bad news, I won't have internet until Oct 1st the soonest, so I'll probs be inactive on all my accounts till then.

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

@ExPsychiatrist "Can't wait!"

She really could. "So! Do you need to pack a bag, or..?"

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

@bratparagon — "Alright. What shall we do then?"

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

@bratparagon "How grown up of you."

A smug smirk forms on her lips as she then leans down to speak to him, /totally/ not mocking his height. —

[Selina Kyle @ClawedThief]

@ExPsychiatrist — Sometimes she was just a bit too much to handle, but she still loved her.