Rob Claxton

Recovering commercial tenant rep, proud dad and husband, zombie-school graduate, swim dad, tech enthusiast, and fan of all things Georgia Bulldog.

[CajunExile @cajun_exile]

"They seem genuinely convinced they're members of some landed Southern aristocracy because they own a blazer, drink bourbon, and once stood near a chandelier. That's what makes Ole Miss arrogance so spectacular.

Texas arrogance is backed by money, academics, and championships. Alabama arrogance is backed by the greatest football dynasty the sport has ever seen.

Ole Miss arrogance is backed by a bow tie, a tailgate, and a deeply held conviction that putting on loafers magically transforms a Mississippi redneck into a member of the British peerage. They're not even pretending to be athletic royalty anymore. They've skipped directly to pretending they're actual royalty. The Grove isn't Versailles. Oxford isn't the Hamptons. And wearing pastel pants while getting hammered under a tent doesn't make you high society. It makes you a redneck with a dress code.”
–– Author unknown

[Sarah Gallagher @sgallz_]

In 1990, Dolly Parton went on vacation in Ireland.

She walked into a local pub in County Kerry and delivered a flawless performance of Coat of Many Colors.

A heart of pure gold who made people smile across oceans.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This billboard wasn't allowed in public, so please don't look at it or retweet it. Thanks https://t.co/mRWHMOKn4F

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When you launched a couple of Wiffle homers on a 90-degree day then came inside with your friends and plowed through about a half-dozen of these bastards ... nobody tells you at the time but that’s actually about as good as life gets.

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

A public safety announcement from Smokey Bear.

[Rob Claxton @ClaxtonRob]

@TheRewatchables Raising Arizona? Smokey and The Bandit? Blue Crush?

[Rob Claxton @ClaxtonRob]

@Super70sSports Alright already…

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Eat shit, Lord Maple Leaf

[Rob Claxton @ClaxtonRob]

@DanWetzel Utterly nerve-wracking

[Rob Claxton @ClaxtonRob]

@DanWetzel That shit took years off my life.

[Rob Claxton @ClaxtonRob]

Will @Costco expand their offerings of ground coffee after pulling the grinders from all of their stores? It would seem to make sense...

[Rob Claxton @ClaxtonRob]

@deltaIV9250 Tough crowd…

[Rob Claxton @ClaxtonRob]

@jontweetssports I’m sure that one will go about as well for them as it did for Vanderbilt in 2021 after they *twice* opted out of our game that year, forcing cancellation of Senior Day in Athens.

[Rob Claxton @ClaxtonRob]

@BruceFeldmanCFB @PeteNakos Brutal...

[SEC Mike @MichaelWBratton]

I don't think this is a shot at Texas, but it could be...

“A lot of these kids, nowadays, they want a check. They don’t want physicality.

"If you have the check and no physicality, you end up with nothing.

"We’re not just getting checks at our place. We’re hitting people.”

[Rob Claxton @ClaxtonRob]

@SicEmDawgscom It is systemic over there.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Maybe the best path forward at this point is for us all to go fishing with Fonzie.

[Rob Claxton @ClaxtonRob]

@CollegeGameDay just a reminder to line up UGA alum and (fictional) Texas HS coaching legend Kyle Chandler as the guest picker when you come to Athens for UGA-UT.

[Rob Claxton @ClaxtonRob]

@espn @ABCNetwork isn’t it about time to dispense with the socially-distanced post-match/game interviews? Very 2020… #Wimbledon2025

[Rob Claxton @ClaxtonRob]

@TheRewatchables where are Raising Arizona and Blue Crush?