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its 5 o'clock somewhere!

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@JackPosobiec I started t-ball in 1979…that movie was a “don’t turn the channel” movie all throughout my childhood…Tanner was my spirit animal…I knew of a few coaches like Buttermaker…late 70s/early 80s was a hell of a time.

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@briannalyman2 @LydiaMoynihan @ShelbyTalcott @alexluongo5 🔥

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@Seinfeldism1 Mulva

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@Mappy6984 I like the comment someone made yesterday, “someone’s youth pastor is tearing it up for St. Louis” lol

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@MavrocksGirl “Jimmy don’t tell Dennis you saw me, he still thinks I was in on that diamond thing in the valley.”

“Angel, you need to get out of town, and do NOT ask Rocky for money, I mean it Angel.”

Ha, I love their banter.

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@Super70sSports The hobo needs change for the smoke machine in the bowling alley selling packs for $3.75, right next to Galaga…he’s a $1 short and is eying the butts in the sand of the 3ft tall ashtray, with what he imagines is sand from Bali—1982.

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@SandraSmithFox Giving off some Fargo vibes

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@MavrocksGirl Just one more thing, Jim. Have you seen Angel, ya know I lent the guy $20 to pay his phone bill, but I’ll be damned if I can find him anywhere in the city now. Makes me think I can’t trust him, I hate to feel that way about a guy, oh well.

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@JustineBateman @WilliamShatner Definitely the proper use of a lung dart to set the mood and get your point across…ha.

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@teamtrump47

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@thedebralea 🔥👍

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@sickoftheircrap @Super70sSports Ha!

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@will41805 @Super70sSports The great Reno Hightower! Ha

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@BernieKosarQB 👍💪

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@MrDavidAngelo Plop plop fizz fizz…also the soundtrack to my 3am bathroom trip

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@stats_feed KAOS, of course.

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@1Nicdar

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@its_The_Dr Bet she’s got a bush that would knock your aunt Connie’s socks off

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@stats_feed A song I learned in Spanish class in high school as a sophomore about a cow named Monica, I’m 52 now and I still recall that damn cow, ha.