Clayfred

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

If you wish me a good day I'll stamp on your dad's head

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

Anyone who has ever cared about anything is gay

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

I didn't vote Brexit. Voting is gay

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

You wash your face? Gay

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

If you've ever read a book I want to jump on your head

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

Anyone who has ever made any effort to do anything with their lives is a paedo

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

People who can read and write are wankers

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

Who cares if innocent people are sent to jail? They're gay

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

Everyone on TV is a paedo

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

If Kanye phoned me I'd tell him to go and fuck his mum

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

2016 is gay

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

Christmas is gay

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

Anyone who feels any kind of emotion is gay

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

I've got a treat for any kid who knocks on my door - I'll beat the shit out of them

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

All children are gay

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

Hate readers

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I hate it when people are happy

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

People who care about anything should be killed

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

Back to the future is gay

[Clayfred @Clayfredddd]

Rugby is gay