Clay Menser

The perfect combination of sexy and cute

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Napping while my phone charges is great because now we're both at 94%

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@realfriendsband

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@_AbrahamFroman Be patient. I think this will blow up

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@_AbrahamFroman Hahaha I loled. Thank you for your service

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@iammikebowen

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@FreeThrowEmo @ the foundry

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@brynn_w12 Not much. Wbu?

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@TS7Track3 @_AbrahamFroman @savannahdonov

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@AdamSchefter @CoachK_J

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@Sara_M_J11 Can’t wait to cross him up

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@Sara_M_J11 @KoryZone Haha it’s definitely a better slogan than what they have

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Kick start your day into the garbage, with new Mountain Dew kick start

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@KoryZone Haha oh no. This tweet has not aged well

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Kick start your day into the garbage, with new Mountain Dew kick start

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My brother is kind of getting married today and I just can’t decide which blink 182 shirt I am going to wear

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@KatiePetZim @elbowen haha I’m so sorry. 18-26 I didn’t have a lot of problems doing that. My parents shaped me for this

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@elbowen There’s actually this 8 year grace period where you in fact, can do both

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I have successfully napped on my lunch break, in my car, 4 of the last 4 days. This is a huge achievement for me

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“You know we’ve been friends for half our life now?” @SBlackburn15 happy pi day my guy 🍕

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I love Reese's eggs because I get to pretend that they hatch into more peanut butter and chocolate infused creatures inside of me