Clayton Swan

21 / Canadian / Snapchat: swannnnnnn

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

If you put an ignited match in your microwave, then turn it on, you can create a plasma ball, or balled lightning inside.

[Chris Robertson @ChuckyNorris92]

You know what it's final I'm jumping ship to the @EdmontonOilers I will be a life long fan if this gets 20 retweets. Not kidding #oilchange

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The evolution of @TheRock

[Hockey Videos @TheHockeyVideos]

Josh Thrower vs. Tyrell Goulbourne insane fight! https://t.co/We2xFohwuU

[Hockey Videos @TheHockeyVideos]

How to treat a Leafs fan:
https://t.co/6djIJalGZo

[Hockey Videos @TheHockeyVideos]

Mark Hardy throws a huge hit on Mike Keane! https://t.co/DYf8oUsuYg

[Shit Liquor Says™ @ShitLiquorSays]

Liquor before beer you're in the clear, beer before liquor and you'll still get drunk, don't be a pussy

[Has Chuck Fought Yet @didchucktiltyet]

Negative on a fight last night. I don't fight inbreds from didsbury, but I will garentee one vs the wranglers tonight

[Clayton Swan @ClaytonSwan]

What the fuck. Why would you offer me a rice cake on my first dip in 5 months

[Clayton Swan @ClaytonSwan]

@CassieSwan11 I'm sorry. I'll still see you though

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When in doubt... http://t.co/UURBieF6IA

[@_PartyProbz]

I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he pulled out at this point.

[Clayton Swan @ClaytonSwan]

@kelsseeeyo wanna be single?

[Clayton Swan @ClaytonSwan]

@JoelScheelar are you fucking serious...

[Pete Barthel @PeteBarthel]

Today is a special day...I have three boys I would like to promote to a legendary status. @FreeBillJobs @JoelScheelar @ClaytonSwan