Liam Ipsum

Brooklyn based content creator

[Liam Ipsum @CleanChristian1]

Who thinks eating poop is cool? certainly not me!

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@SarahJo40 Yeah, it's whacky! Time travels so fast 😵‍💫

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Texting 1 2 3

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I actually think superman is awesome

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You want to know the reason for my pain? I'll never see my own neck without using a mirror

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@averino_ I wish you'd respond

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@averino_ For real dude

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I think there's a public perception that liam is 'really funny' but I'm trying to gradually change that perception to 'kinda funny'

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We're using words like correlation

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Can't listen to chimes in good faith anymore they just remind me of my iphone alarm ha

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I know people in the neighborhood now so i have to think about how i look while i'm brooding

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@SarahJo40 Dude that's so real

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Old folk songs usually don't end with restorative dialogue

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I want to learn the secrets of the world!!!

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@averino_ We probably ate guac together when we went to preschool together

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@_big_mark That's right my friend!

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I bring 'the liam touch' to everything I do

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Yep...I'm plotting and scheming. What of it? I also happen to be crying and throwing up!

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The Hawk Tuah girl is my spirit animal.

[Liam Ipsum @CleanChristian1]

Skid marks? ❌
Battle scars ✅