Crystal B. Shepeard

Writer, journalist, chaos clarifier, rock and roll mama, political junkie. @clearlycrystalb on Spoutible

[Crystal B. Shepeard @ClearlyCrystalB]

War is stupid.
https://t.co/q3Ty7JO6yk

[Eric Holder @EricHolder]

Hunter
Here’s the reality.

No USAtty would have charged this case given the underlying facts. After a 5 year investigation the facts as discovered only made that clear.

Had his name been Joe Smith the resolution would have been - fundamentally and more fairly - a declination.

Pardon warranted.

Ask yourself a vastly more important question. Do you really think Kash Patel is qualified to lead the world’s preeminent law enforcement investigative organization? Obvious answer: hell no.

[Crystal B. Shepeard @ClearlyCrystalB]

@ansonmount You are making my decades long crush on you expand exponentially. 😍

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "There has been no oppression for the white man in this country ... it is white men on this side of the aisle telling us, people of color on this side of the aisle, that y'all are the ones being oppressed."

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

You cannot make this shit up. Four of adjudicated rapist Trump's cabinet picks have been accused of sexual assault: Matt Gaetz, Pete Hegseth, RFK Jr. and Elon Musk. Never in American history has any president's cabinet picks been accused of sexal assault. Only Trump. 😳👇

[Crystal B. Shepeard @ClearlyCrystalB]

🤣🤣

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

I have shared the same bathroom with Sarah McBride on several occasions, and she never once made me uncomfortable. She did however help me fix my makeup. That congresswoman knows how to blend her foundation, which is more than I can say about Donald Trump.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

In December 2017, Congress voted on a bill to combat human sex trafficking.

The bill passed the Senate unanimously.

The bill passed the House, 418 to 1.

The 1 "no" vote was Matt Gaetz.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Children in America are safer with drag queens than they are with trump and several members of his creepy cabinet.

Let that sink in.

[Crystal B. Shepeard @ClearlyCrystalB]

Gives him more time to date.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

BREAKING: Matt Gaetz has WITHDRAWN his name from consideration to serve as Attorney General!!!

AND he lost his House seat!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

FOR THE RECORD: Donald trump's ENTIRE cabinet, so far, is all White. Most of his picks are just loyal sycophants, they're NOT qualified.

Isn't that the main criticism of DEI?

[Crystal B. Shepeard @ClearlyCrystalB]

Birds of a feather and whatnot.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Four men chosen by President-elect Donald Trump for top positions have been accused of varying degrees of sexual misconduct. https://t.co/9tcKslmkxy

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

The United States has announced a new support package worth $275 million. It includes drones, ammunition for HIMARS and artillery, and—critically—essential mines to stop Russian assaults. This will significantly strengthen our troops on the front lines.

This marks the 70th defense package from the United States. Ukraine deeply values the bipartisan support from America and the decision of President Biden.

We are grateful for standing with us.

[Crystal B. Shepeard @ClearlyCrystalB]

I'm pretty sure she can file a discrimination complaint.

[Axios @axios]

House Speaker Mike Johnson said he is banning transgender women from accessing women's bathrooms at the House side of the U.S. Capitol complex. https://t.co/QNjjI8KH5V

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

A few weeks ago, I met with Girl Scouts on their trip to @MontereyAq. We talked about the magical world just beneath the surface of our oceans, and how our fates are inextricably linked. I hope you’ll check out Our Oceans from @HGMedia, which is streaming now on @Netflix.

[chart data @chartdata]

Lil Nas X's "Old Town Road" and Shaboozey's "A Bar Song (Tipsy)" are now the two longest running #1 hits in Hot 100 history.

[Crystal B. Shepeard @ClearlyCrystalB]

We may never have anyone as cool as this duo.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Happy birthday to my friend, @JoeBiden!

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Hi this is Chris’ Mom, he had a small complication with surgery today, so he will be out of it for a while

[Victoria Brownworth @VABVOX]

There is one critical takeaway here. Kamala Harris was not the problem. She had great policy. She had strong values. She had a superb message. She had a stellar ground game. She had immense energy and compassion and love for America. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise.

[I Smoked A Predilection For Nipples @BlackKnight10k]

White women, you are permanently banned from the cookout.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Chin up, team. Take some time. Take care of yourself. Take care of your loved ones. Take care of your community.

There are a million ways to make a difference—get back in the fight when you’re ready.

And know that, whenever you are ready, I’ll be ready to get back in with you.

[Crystal B. Shepeard @ClearlyCrystalB]

Um...can I come stay with you for about 4-ish years?

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Congratulations to Donald Trump on being elected President of the United States.

The friendship between Canada and the U.S. is the envy of the world. I know President Trump and I will work together to create more opportunity, prosperity, and security for both of our nations.