Chr!ssy

21+ Sarcasm is my ONLY language ✨ 🐱🐱🐱 ✨ Crazy Cat Lady ✨ only jokes lmao Insta:@xhellxcatzx $hellcatzc

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

bring back the casting call. it should be a southern nobody’s big break

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… the people making the decisions rarely understand the work.

[hot sad girls inc. @squiddlekins]

oh nooooo…the whole government is pedophiles…whatever shall we do

[Globethotter 🌍 @BrianMcLight]

My fave thing is when people tell me: “you wouldn’t understand because you’re not a parent.”

So… I need to have my own children to understand that your child is illiterate and misbehaved?

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

no one prepared me for the fact that when you have a 9-5 you can't like. go to the dentist or the doctor or anything anymore. because you work. and when you don't work they're closed.

[Aktion Hank @ThisIsKhensanii]

Even animals reduce or completely stop reproduction when the environment is unfavourable.

[Chr!ssy @ClearlyUnhinged]

@wordstionary FOOD!!!!!

[mimi 🇵🇸🕊️🪂 @urarabm0m]

let it be some skinny blonde yt girl now all of a sudden it’s trendy bimbo bubblegum pink y2k aesthetic

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

If the Department of Education doesn't recognize our degrees, we won't acknowledge our student loans.

It's literally that simple.

[Chr!ssy @ClearlyUnhinged]

Everytime I scroll Twitter I just end up enraged at everyone and everything and then I have to close it for the day 🤣 I need an escape from this world 😭

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Why did Epstein “kill himself” if he was an innocent man with $577 million, zero clients, and no evidence against him?

You don’t go from “it’s on my desk” to “it doesn’t exist” unless someone powerful is on that list.

Spoiler: It’s not Biden.

[Marta Corey @yyzpz]

when i was 12 years old i had an instagram meme account page that had 700k followers and i would have people message me on kik asking to buy the account and i would have to tell them i was 12 years old and i didn’t have a bank account

[Jeanette Chung 🐝 @JeanetteChung07]

This is literally state controlled media and anyone who thinks otherwise is moronic

[Nevªeh @nevaehszn]

All the people saying “ur too woke” are gonna be gagging when they ain’t got no water to drink in 5 years

[Sammy Obeid @SammyObeid]

The country that closed the Epstein case early and let Diddy off with a bad boy warning wants to teach Iran a little something about women’s rights

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

the worst type of people are those who communicate their anger by silence and distance

[Spitfire @RealSpitfire]

So Ghislaine Maxwell is sitting in jail for trafficking underage girls to…….nobody.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: A federal judge has just blocked Trump's Big Beautiful Bill from pulling funding for Planned Parenthood.

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

this is a capitalist lie. please settle down when you feel like your itches have been scratched. greediness will leave you with nothing of worth at the end of your life

[jynx @jynxbby]

when i text “interesting” this how i be looking