AJ

SWE | Medtech B2B SaaS

[AJ @ClearwaterCoder]

smashing a bipolar chick is the poor man's threesome

[AJ @ClearwaterCoder]

@Mr_PrimeAlpha how is the same woman dating so many different rich guys?

[Alex @alexmichael]

Someone faked a hostage situation to get Google’s AI to recommend a site for cracked SolidWorks and it worked 😭😂

[AJ @ClearwaterCoder]

My girlfriend wants to know when I'm ready to start having sex, I love her but I was planning on waiting till marriage.

what do I say?

[AJ @ClearwaterCoder]

The zero alcohol movement is funny because a lot of people traded drinks with friends for social media doomscrolling, porn, and gambling by themselves.

[AJ @ClearwaterCoder]

shawty so fine she got me gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

[AJ @ClearwaterCoder]

Remove every distraction from your life and you'll run into something uncomfortable: you have no more excuses.

"I don't have the money." Then start with what's free. Now what?

"I don't know where to start." Then start anywhere. Now what?

"Nobody taught me." Then teach yourself. Now what?

Once the excuses are gone, all that's left is you. Can you do the thing or not?

[Father @1himlander]

Real rider I know there’s a nigga that’s heartbroken over her years later

[Andy Malafarina @andymalafarina]

This is the greatest video I've ever seen

[кєνιи ℓυνν @kluvv_4]

Man Tampa, Florida ain’t ah real place 😂😂😂

[AJ @ClearwaterCoder]

the funniest experience as a black person is walking into a store or getting into an uber, etc and they immediately pause the music and start playing rap music 😂😂😂

[Curious Minds @CuriousMindsHub]

Write by hand.
Write by hand.
Write by hand.
Write by hand.

Because your brain learns better that way.

[Megha @megha_lilly]

There’s a book about this

[AJ @ClearwaterCoder]

my mom said you can sleep over but you can’t do whip its in our bathroom again

[AJ @ClearwaterCoder]

@tunahorse21 my life motto

[AJ @ClearwaterCoder]

@promptprxncess have you tried just being happy?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

“take that rag off u not even muslim” is the wildest shit ive ever heard😭😭😭

[AJ @ClearwaterCoder]

@tunahorse21 i have a close friend i’ve known for years and he used to be so easy to rage bait but he sees through all of it now and doesn’t go for it anymore

saddest thing ever 😔

[AJ @ClearwaterCoder]

every time i say im gonna save money, the devil puts a new high maintenance baddie in my life to test me 😂

[AJ @ClearwaterCoder]

black coffee >>>

[AJ @ClearwaterCoder]

sex is cool but have you ever told a joke in a crowded room and everyone laughed?