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CLEAT - The Celebrity Law Enforcement Agency: Toronto. We've got our eyes on the stars.

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These days you're nobody unless you've been thrown off a plane. http://t.co/ysCKKaTErl

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CLEAT air marshall Felix Longshadow only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle with #DoloresORiordan http://t.co/xg1kisFxH0

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#JianGhomeshi replaces #howardstern #ScaryStoriesIn5Words

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TIP: Avoid dressing your daughter like #Elsa for #Halloween. You're likely to accidentally bring home somebody else's daughter. #somanyelsas

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Was #JianGhomeshi on a United Airlines flight today? http://t.co/EYyZiEzPhj

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We respectfully request that anybody planning on wearing a #JianGhomeshi costume for #Halloween please reconsider.

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No, we're not investigating #JianGhomeshi's bedroom practices. We are however looking into his alleged use of prohibited voice thickeners.

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#globalwarming leads to pandemic crotch sweat, massive die-off by asphyxiation/suicide soon follows #LameApocalypses

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@RickMoranis53 makes Honey I shrunk @justinbieber! Despite warnings, viewers spontaneously combust. #LameApocalypses

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All the vegetarians turn into zombies, but refuse to give up vegetarianism. #LameApocalypses

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Well done #AndersonCooper. Let us know if you'd like CLEAT to slam-dunk this numnuts with a harassment charge. http://t.co/bu5Ohm5FGc

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Congrats to Rachel McAdams - star on Canada's walk of fame, zero convictions. You're great! http://t.co/3oRcZ8yV1H

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Stephen Collins being investigated by police after report of molestation, loses multiple roles
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Celebrities: please register guns with CLEAT's #Firearms and artillery registry. #BradPitt + kids included. #Toronto http://t.co/sz2XCzG7zs

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Senator Brazeau is keeping our Ottawa detail busy. Abolish the #Senate? We're on board. #crazydrunksenators #cdnpoli

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#ShiaLaBeouf No recognition for CLEAT's forceful intervention and rehab program? A little #gratitude goes a long way http://t.co/5qWbqZUlTj

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Too much tryptophan in the turkey last night, we may be slower than usual today. If you run into us, buy us a coffee! #ThanksgivingMonday

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@galifianakisz Amen, brother. "Being a celebrity is shit". We've said this for years. http://t.co/u9eQmYmDT3 #celebrities

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@Blackwatershow We were comin' for you but things changed! Best of luck with the competition! https://t.co/zKj8utcgE9 #comedycoup @CBC

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RIP Jan Hooks. You were gifted, lovely, funny as hell, and too young to die. You always made us laugh. #ComedyCoup