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@CLEATUSonFOX: You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you can't pick #RGIII at least not often!

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#AaronRodgers can thank one person for his massive contract...Joe "can you believe they paid me that" Flacco!

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#MattBarkley goes 55 for 60 in workout. Let me say that again, IN WORKOUT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS: #MantiTeo takes over 8 minutes to eat sandwich. Draft rank continues to drop. @NFLONFOX

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#VinceYoung throws at Pro Day & #JasonCampbell signs w/ the #Browns. Just another super exciting day around the #NFL

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Poor #PlaxicoBurress suspended from the league a couple years ago and now a suspended license.

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#JermichaelFinley made his roster bonus and will earn $8.5 mil this year, or $423,000 per dropped ball. @nflonfox

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Who said pro Athletes are bad with Money? You feel me, right #ShaunRogers?

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#NFLlicenseplate 4th&1noprob #AdrianPeterson

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#NFLlicenseplate 6thRND #TomBrady

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Hangin over at #Fox saw #JamesHarrison's plates, F$NE ME. Play on Playa.

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Debating a new license plate: NFL365, thoughts?

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In Old News, #JerryRice is the greatest receiver of all time. Right Randy?

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Pats safety #AdrianWilson offers #KyleArrington a years worth of diapers for #24, last years secondary wasn't even worth that.

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"#DougFlutie coming out of retirement as drop kick specialist!" - Headline we wish was true!

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#MarchMadness is the only thing that can make me forget there's no football to watch. KINDA! @NFLONFOX

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@CLEATUSonFOX: #TrentRichardson blames himself for the new helmet rule. Man that guys has a big head. #doubleentendre

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You know it's a slow #NFL day when #JordanShipley signing in #Jacksonville makes headlines.

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#PacManJones is...resigning with the Bengals? Sorry it wasn't flashier, he really hasn't done anything wrong in a while.