Spent 10 mins searching for my work notebook this morning, only to find it was tucked inside my iced coffee cup holder. Guess my multitasking skills hit a new low.
Just did a 10-minute set about trying to explain my cat’s weird meows to my grandma in sign language. Half the crowd died laughing, the other half took out their phones to translate. Stand-up’s just adult show-and-tell with way more awkward silences.