Clementine Eater

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

Gonna get faded off some vanilla bean extract

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

@WhiteHouse Can't wait for this fucking guy to pass

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

@tomallenoffical The only thing I don't understand is applying to 46+ schools

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

@WhiteHouse Sends 20 billion to Argentina

[lou ☻ @loujack_city]

republican voters when Trump introduces the "Fuck you nigga i hope you starve and die" bill

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

Bro could not keep his anger in from Juneteenth

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

@JillianMichaels *cuts vet disabilities*

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

@Oraclezzzz @lneu20 @matthiasellis HAHAHA

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

Changed my break lights and wiper blades call me a mechanic

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

trader Joe's naan bread has insane macros

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

@theneedledrop Who tf put jid and trippie red in the same category

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

What if Ice spice had headlined the super bowl

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

According to evolution, there will one day be a toddler strong enough to kill a pitbull

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

Why the fuck is a chipotle bowl 9 bucks now

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

Calculating the money we'd need to buy a small home and got humbled so fast

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

@Cobratate @GretaThunberg This is the cringiest clap back I've ever seen

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

@UF What in the fuck is this 💀💀💀

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

Making dummy money but still feeling broke 💯

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Countries should be increasing nuclear power generation! It is insane from a national security standpoint & bad for the environment to shut them down.

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

Not the white house clap back 💀

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Clementine Eater @ClementineEater]

A blue whale eats 17 million calories a day