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EFC

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

Haha I love this man

[Swish 🍒 Tennis @Zwxsh]

Reporter: "No F-bombs please."

Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck."

Reporter: "I'm gonna ask you one more question so please keep it clean, okay?"

Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck."

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

Im about to get myself banned from this app

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

��� BREAKING: Police say the attempted beheading of a man in Belfast is not currently being treated as terrorism

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

Literally.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Everton fans, is this how it feels every week?

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

Why are they interviewing trippier while the game is still on..!? 🤣🤣

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This annoys all the right people.

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

How about they fuck off somewhere else 🫡

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

Morons still exist

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Huge queues for jabs as meningitis vaccination scheme expanded https://t.co/LEewhH4kWU

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

BI POLAR EVERTONNNNN are back!

[Everton @Everton]

FT. YESSSSS!!! BIG THREE POINTS! UTFT!!!!!!!

[2-3] #NEWEVE

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

@nottmpm @Everton He's been..exactly. Offers virtually nothing and 20m is a great price I would say. Has done a lot in the past 100 percent, not same player now

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

TAKE IT @Everton

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Crystal Palace have tabled a very late bid of £20m for Everton winger Dwight McNeil 🚨

[healthbot @thehealthb0t]

The Covid era was truly the most embarrassing period in human history.

I still can't believe so many people even entertained this abject nonsense.

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

What a night for Everton football club. Jesus 😂😂

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

I am selling 2 verified tickets for Lewis Capaldi on 27 June 2026 at Powderham Castle, Exeter via Ticketmaster. Interested?
https://t.co/hJqC7jmSYx

#lewiscapaldi #exeter

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

England v Croatia 9pm on my birthday
Go on!

[England @England]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🆚🇭🇷
Wednesday 17 June, 9pm (UK)
Dallas Stadium 🇺🇸

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🆚🇬🇭
Tuesday 23 June, 9pm (UK)
Boston Stadium 🇺🇸

🇵🇦🆚🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Saturday 27 June, 10pm (UK)
New York New Jersey Stadium 🇺🇸

Our @FIFAWorldCup Group L kick-off times and venues have been confirmed 👊

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

Dumb as fuck 😂

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 GEN Z IS PUTTING THEMSELVES IN “TIMEOUT” - AND CALLING IT HEALING

No phone. No TV. No music. No food. Just silence.

They’re calling it “raw dogging boredom.” 15 minutes of sitting completely still with zero distractions.

Some say it’s weird. Others say it’s genius.

Is this the dumbest trend yet or the smartest thing we’ve seen in years?

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

Why are people genuinely surprised?! Doesn't matter who runs the country, it happens every single time!

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Update: She lied.

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

Massive!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCL: Jack Grealish to Everton, here we go! Loan deal agreed with Man City and medical booked later today.

Grealish said yes to #EFC project and he’s now set to complete his move in next 24 hours.

New addition for David Moyes. 🔵🃏

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

Composure from the best men there 😂😂😂

[LB✌🏽 @Londonblue_2]

Nobody noticed mate 😂😂�

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

@tomflynn1992 *cough Bein sports cough* 😂

[Chesire Cat @Clemmo706]

I'm certain this country is just a total comedy skit at this point

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

COUNCIL TAX - oh dear.

Southampton council, only just avoided bankruptcy with £640 MILLION in debt!

Raised your council tax by 5% and still have time to play make believe for the non human residents.

Did you know you were funding this? 🤡