Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪

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[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

Matt Nagy is sounding terrible. He was a fuckin retard with the Bears AND the Chiefs. Garbage

[Gridiron Media @Gridiron_Media_]

I really hope Matt Nagy isn't terrible.

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

I will become a fucking super star at cutting hedges.

I’m going to fuck my neighbors up by how good my bushes will look.

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

@KxngLenny_ @art_stapleton Should be 1:30PM EST

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

@art_stapleton Are they out in the field or weather delay? Thought it was supposed to start at 1:30PM ET

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

@DragonTraderZ But where is quantum in all of this?

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

@Young_Slay2 are you retarded?

[j.e.rsey  @DulCarter_]

I know I didn’t just hear what I think I just heard

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

@DragonTraderZ I wish you talked to me like this :(

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

@_ChristianSays_ Read the practice report. Banks had two pass breakups

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

@DragonTraderZ

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

Hahahaha facts

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The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

@DragonTraderZ

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

Hahahahaha holy fuck this is an all timer

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Black hairline spray sellers in Philly seeing LeBron and Jaylen Brown coming to the 76ers

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

43% income tax*

[Barbell Financial 💪🏻💰 @BarbellFi]

40% income tax on everything I earn

6.625% sales tax on everything I buy

4% inflation tax on everything I save

$10k/year tax on property I own

I’m tired boss 😔

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

@lamozartmayhem @DragonTraderZ Just tell me what to buy my hands off the controller for the foreseeable future hHaha

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

@art_stapleton You know nothing about Grass in the winter hahahaha

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

@GiantsNationPod

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

Jaxson Dart and Braxton Berrios kicking it back having dinner with @LoganPaul and @mikemajlak at Pier 59 in New York.

https://t.co/0lqslMn7Zq

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

#NYGiants

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

@DragonTraderZ Big instagram guy

[Austin 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @CletusClapton]

@DragonTraderZ u fuckin slurpem?