Danni Spring

Actor, Writer, Comedian, Dinosaur Enthusiast, and occasional Woman who refuses to grow up.

[JHRTS-LA @JHRTSLA]

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[Danni Spring @CleverGirlDanni]

Guess we’ll find out.

[Danni Spring @CleverGirlDanni]

You know you’re in trouble when you reach the stage of unemployment where the thought “how lucrative is flipping street furniture?” enters the playing field.

[Danni Spring @CleverGirlDanni]

Just saw this amazing #ChristopherGuest performance, except it wasn’t in a movie, it was during a kids’ ice skating competition and I’m pretty sure I wasn’t supposed to be laughing.

But trust me, it was brilliant.

[Danni Spring @CleverGirlDanni]

One can only hope.
#hinge #prompts #twoforonedeal

[Danni Spring @CleverGirlDanni]

Love the updated message of the new #LittleMermaid that there’s no stronger bond than hoarding.

#lookatthisstuff #ohgodtheressomuchstuff

[Danni Spring @CleverGirlDanni]

Mayans is officially renewed for a 5th season!!!💀 Now they can finally answer the hard-hitting questions like “where IS that bitch with his banana cream pie?” and “how many f*cks does Vicky not give?” 💁🏻‍♀️🥧
#mayansmc #season5 #renewed #fx #finale #acting #tv #bananacreambitch

[Danni Spring @CleverGirlDanni]

I’m exhausted by the hypocrisy of men.
Yes, not all men…
But enough to make all women suffer.

#RoeVsWade #AbortionRightsAreHumanRights #women #freedomofchoice #SupremeCourt #dissent #historyrepeats

[Danni Spring @CleverGirlDanni]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/TUD7aYOvvg

[Danni Spring @CleverGirlDanni]

Honestly, my biggest disappointment with #JurassicWorldDominion was that it wasn’t a pre-cursor to #VelociPastor.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Without question, the best review of my entire career.

I'm sorry you got grounded Wallace.

[Danni Spring @CleverGirlDanni]

After seeing his #SuperBowl pep talk, I wouldn’t be surprised if the @TheRock ever pivots into televangelism. And I’m telling you right now, I’d be convert #1.
#canyousmellwhattheLORDiscooking?

[Danni Spring @CleverGirlDanni]

Gotta say, I know it’s a show about a sex tape, but I reaaaally underestimated the amount of talking penis. #PamAndTommy

[Danni Spring @CleverGirlDanni]

Modern Baking Shows

HOST: Alright, Bakers. For your next challenge, you have 411,720 hours.

CONTESTANT: Yeah!…….wait

HOST: Get ready to bake in 3

CONTESTANT: That’s 47 years!

HOST: 2

CONTESTANT: THAT’S 47 YEARS!!!

HOST: 1 *eyes go black and Satan’s voice emerges* GO.

[Danni Spring @CleverGirlDanni]

Ever had one of those types of massages where you’re not entirely sure that it won’t end in a colonoscopy?

[Danni Spring @CleverGirlDanni]

@Benjapenguin Go to their webpage. Start by guessing a 5 letter word. Whatever letters pop up in grey aren’t in the word of the day. Yellow means the letter is in the word but not in that slot. Green means you got the letter in the right place. You have 6 tries to land on the word.

[Danni Spring @CleverGirlDanni]

It’s been a minute since I posted a mural pic.👩🏻‍🎨 Didn’t want you to forget I’m still a white woman.🥑
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#whitewomansinstagram #photoop #stereotypes #oops #itme #colorfulworld #throwback https://t.co/pRWadrHZrG

[Danni Spring @CleverGirlDanni]

Let’s get a look that’s a little more “huggable grandpa” and a little less “reanimated corpse.” 🏠😱My most recent with ⁦@SlackjawHumor⁩ is up:
A Publicist’s Plea To Home Alone’s Old Man Marley
#satire #humor #medium #homealone #christmas #holiday
https://t.co/lDnKaqASAi

[Slackjaw 🚀 @SlackjawHumor]

Let's start with your name.
(by Danni Pelcher)

https://t.co/jeXgI2w3FZ

[Danni Spring @CleverGirlDanni]

I once read a book that made me really really mad. Four years later, I wrote about it. Enjoy my rage. https://t.co/XbWH5qtwl2

#IT #StephenKing #Heroine #TheLosersClub #Halloween #orgy #Sexism #CharacterDevelopment