Still Hate Tw!tter..

Heartbroken Fvckboy.. 🖤 || Not a Nice Guy || || Athlete || || Cl7..

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The fellas will always be there for you

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

It just dawned on me that without his goal against Newcastle we wouldn’t have won the league. Then it struck me that he wears shirt number 23, which coincidentally matches the exact number of days since Arsenal last won the Premier League title.

What a coincidence.

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

First World Cup match ✅
First World Cup point 🤩

Cabo Verde 🇨🇻 💫

[Remellu @Remellu]

People who are not close to me IRL think I'm an unapproachable cunt so me being chill with my homies must mean I'm rewritten

[Tomilola Oluwafemi | Software Engineer @tomilola_ng]

In 2023 I was ranting to God that I need a full time gig, that freelancing is unreliable

That night my junior brother broke my PC screen, I no fit cry

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

Those boys caught with Guns in Delta state Ystd that went Viral should be Rehabilitated, allowed to Swear by the Bible never to steal again & set Free. If the North can Have REPENTANT Islamic Jihadi Terrorists then the South can have REPENTANT young “Christian” Armed Robbers.. 😤

[coded_bruh @codedbruhh]

Nigerian women math 101:

"If I'm contributing my money, you will do both masculine and feminine chores".

But a man can be sole provider while still doing masculine chores and you do only the soft feminine ones.

Lesson for men : Do not negotiate with terrorists.

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

I just saw my sister-in-law scrolling one of those “are we dating the same guy?” Facebook groups and it’s so funny because if there was a “are we fucking the same bitch?” Facebook group where random guys were posting women’s identities online the fucking FBI would get involved.

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

A keke man broke my wife’s car tail light while I was driving at Opebi. I came down like a boss man. Looked at the keke guy and the passengers who were begging and quickly responded “na small thing, you can go”.

I just got the price from Ladipo this morning. I swear, no be small thing 😭😭. At least, I suppose give this guy better knock. 😭

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

UEFA president said the 48 team World Cup creates “uninteresting” games. A few days later, the Champions of Europe fail to beat World Cup debutants, Cape Verde.

[Sir Odutola King @odus_king]

I wanted to show this professor something on my phone. She left her seat and knelt beside me (just to be comfortable, since I was seated).

The African boy in me still couldn't process that.

[lore ❥ @sussylo669]

her blood is literally made of liquid fire god forbid a woman wants to cool down

[Ash @ashleeeeean]

I’m not a car girl. Never have been.

Played Forza 6 for 4 hours today.

While driving home tonight, I spotted a 97’ Honda Civic Type R and immediately knew that it rips.

Is this how it starts?

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

I’m going to hell for laughing but my God, Spanish Twitter is so creative 😭😭😭

[Vivian Ifeoma @VivianIfeomaOj]

Peter Obi said there is no reason Nnamdi Kanu should be imprisoned, and some people got angry,

Yet your country rehabilitates terrorists. Hypocrites!

The only reason you are upset is because Nnamdi Kanu is an Igbo man.

[BIG DUKE @DukeDarls]

My bro if that relationship don tire you, wake up one day and ask her to unlock her phone.

If she hesitate or didn’t hand it over, the job is done.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

yall don’t think it’s WEIRD , that CPS will potentially take your kids if you’re struggling (unable to feed them , clothe them , pay for necessary medicines , etc.) 🤔 and then once your kids are taken , they put them in a home with another family , and then give THEM money every month to take care of your kids ??

is that not a fucked up system ?!

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

madness choke for this side but you go still pay the money sha

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

If you still dey think say girl wey sleep with you dey do you favour, my brother you be mumu

[bennettown @Bennybiboy]

tenho um headcanon que a Columbina sempre foi assim bobinha e ingênua então os arautos mais próximos dela criaram uma imagem sombria dela pra que ninguém tentasse se aproveitar da sua ingenuidade