Lauren Gordon

poet type

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The “new” Willy Wonka sucks. Take that, Johnny Depp, you terrible human, you.

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@COMETHRUGIRL I feel like you are waaaaaay too amazing for us to be “friends” in any measure 😀😳

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@purelypoetry “What I mean by that is”

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@melissadominic Dude. DUDE. You are so cute.

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@lila_engel “Mmm this orange.” - Laura Ingalls Wilder

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Me. But with wine.

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Why am I Kesha fan all of a sudden

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Still old. Still watching the VMAs.

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Reading the tweets out loud to my husband about Demi Lovato and we are crying dying.

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@Sasa8_18 @ddlovato Legit fkg funny

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Oh MTV, I'm too old for this shit.

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My husband's hatred of Neil Degrassi T is real and terrible. We might divorce over it.

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@lila_engel I'll die happy if I never again hear the word "synergy" or the phrase "low hanging fruit"

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@KavehAkbar @PublishersWkly See, I imagine you will have a lot more mornings like that! 😀

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@lila_engel I love your shirt! And lips! And face! And eye!

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I'm like THIS close to yelling BINGO on my "get them out of the White House" card

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@lila_engel It's all that acid jacuzzi sex

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@ruthmadievsky I might TRADE my firstborn...

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Love the new New Yorker artwork. Have not forgotten past transgressions, however.

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@blanketboat She's beautiful! Shh