Veronica 💞

I make things up. And then I tweet them.

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

Let’s GOOOOAAALLLL 67!!! #caboverde #fifa

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

Chuck Norris didn’t die. He 86’d the Earth.

#chucknorris

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

Omg! Did @rihanna open the SUPERBOWL WITH A BABY ANNOUNCEMENT?!

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

Been seeing a lot of da-fetus attitudes since the Supreme Court decided to abort Roe v. Wade.

#RoeVsWade #ABORTIONS #SupremeCourt

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

I’m going to need another stimulus.

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

The CDC now says that you can party like it’s 1999.

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

Idk why everyone is hating on Kanye for buying the house across the street from Kim. He’s just trying to Keep Up With the Kardashians.

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

My coworker just called La Croix the O’Douls of Truly...the accuracy tho.

@lacroixwater @trulyseltzer

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

Bumper to bumper traffic can only mean one thing; the nonessentials are back.

#pandemicproblems

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

Can’t wait to gather in a large group and toss our masks in the air like it’s COVID graduation.

#californiareopening #COVID #maskoff

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

They’re called throw pillows because you constantly have to throw them off the bed.

[Zillow @zillow]

@nbcsnl Z-Day is the new V-Day 💕

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

Does Santa get to visit more than one household, or do we all just pick up our gifts at The French Laundry this year? #Christmas2020

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

Slow and steady wins the race- Nevada’s state motto

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

Monday...
GAMBLER: $1 billion dollars that all votes will be counted by Weds.
VEGAS: *thinks about Florida in 2000* Deal.

Wednesday...
VEGAS: Hey, Nevada...we’re gunna need you to slow down...

#2020Elections #Nevada2020 #Result2020

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

Great debate last night👏🏽 That Independent candidate Chris Wallace was brilliant 🙌🏼 #Debates2020 #WriteInWallace @FoxNewsSunday 🇺🇸

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

2020 better not be a preview to the whole decade.

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

My toxic trait is karen too much. #karenissharon

[Veronica 💞 @Cleveronica]

Finally figured out why @Wendys hamburgers are square...because “quality doesn’t cut corners”. #wendys #ultimatedadjoke #goodonedavethomas