Jurassic Park AND Harry Potter marathons on tv all. day. long. I don’t know how to react... my couch and butt will never feel closer by the end of today 🍿📽
Threw my cat a toy since she was running around playing in the living room. Turns out she doesn’t need toys to play with, just a raisin she found on the floor 😹
What a handicap decal lets you do: park in a certain spot. What people who have handicap decals think it lets you do: literally whatever the hell they want when driving 😤