Claude Gagnon

[Claude Gagnon @ClGa]

I never drop names but I frequently drop babies. http://t.co/BZaT9UWLwT

[Claude Gagnon @ClGa]

There is nothing worse than watching the new guy at Subway make your sandwich. http://t.co/BvVO1uvidf

[Claude Gagnon @ClGa]

http://t.co/uErQFu9FCO College cheerleaders look like no one has told them about human mortality yet.

[Claude Gagnon @ClGa]

Babies are fucking idiots and we totally act like that's okay. http://t.co/t8aP48d5NU

[Claude Gagnon @ClGa]

http://t.co/3ZH6WIwu77 No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

[Claude Gagnon @ClGa]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/ytA0lWy3G8

[Claude Gagnon @ClGa]

http://t.co/x1PWf8CF It's gonna be a long day. I can wait to get home and curl up with a good Internet.