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Continually laughing at the Qult. “Where we go one, there we’ll be!”

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@JasonSCampbell Tune in next week for “Benedict Arnold Did Nothing Wrong”, right after our special coverage of “Prosperity and On-Time Travel: The Hitler Years”.

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@atrupar Absolutely hilarious. “I wish we coulda won for a few more days so we’d look more like winners”

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@japan_nobunaga Count Chocula & Frankenberry were the most unique mascots available to kids of the 70’s/80’s.

And as indeed it is all sugar, the mascot is the determining factor, as you correctly sussed out.

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@ShadeSalvo @hakeemjeffries And yet, day after day, the only people I see posting gay sex fantasy on Twitter are blue-check Qultists like yourself.

Trust me, truly hetero folks don’t think like this and aren’t threatened by it so much they talk about it constantly.

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@pissedoffdad001 @GeorgeMinde2 @_InfoGram_ Your “question” has been answered twice now. It was a lifting of sanctions no different than Trump has done for Iran and Russia. There was no gift of money, but Qult members brains require them to always read past those boring old facts in favor of canned campaign jargon.

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@pissedoffdad001 @ecclesias @_InfoGram_ We didn’t do enough to defend Ukraine. Russia would be beyond broke right now if Biden and Trump had better (or in Trump’s case ANY) strategists.

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@marielatuerie @dirkfromYYC @itswpceo Enchanté Marie

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@ecclesias @pissedoffdad001 @_InfoGram_ They’re just getting bit by the Fooled Again bug. Remember One Deal a Day for 90 Days? The one where Trump & Navarro only fell 90 short of their goal?

Qult celebrated all those pre-announcements too. That’s their “win, so tired of winning”…stuff that never actually happens.

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@pissedoffdad001 @_InfoGram_ What have they signed this time? I’ll wait.

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@dirkfromYYC @itswpceo When an admitted empire-builder can be elected, have autonomy over his party, and enjoy full immunity, every country in the Western Hemisphere should and will fear us.

Unless & until we can reestablish our Constitutional controls & balance of power.

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@ThurlowWeedz @hemantmehta @Acyn I don’t know any who do, but they certainly exist.

And that’s immaterial anyway. Choice of legislative candidates is what matters soon. Makes you wonder why “influencers” on both poles tell us we aren’t welcome.

Odd strategy if winning pays their bills (it doesn’t).

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@PokerPolitics “A small time clerk who broke election laws got convicted then released early? BIG precursor. To…SOMETHING!”

One of these days the audience just might catch on to the (Recent Headline X 3) + hype = Any Day Now equation.

[Senator Thom Tillis @SenThomTillis]

Mr. President, completely agree about having a lot of fun over these next seven months. 

But nitpicking? Some of your advisors are telling you to support things like:  

  - Using billions of taxpayer dollars to compensate convicted felons and thugs who attacked police. (Ed Martin) 
  - Pushing 50-year mortgages and Elizabeth Warren's housing bill over sound conservative housing policy. (Bill Pulte) 
  - Using taxpayer money to transform publicly traded companies into state-owned enterprises. (Howard Lutnick) 
  - Firing our very best generals and not holding Putin accountable for his systematic kidnapping, rape, torture, and murder of Ukrainian civilians. (Pete Hegseth) 

If opposing these things makes me a RINO, then I gladly accept that nickname. 

We need Republicans to do well in November, but the stupid stuff is killing our chances!

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@Scuba200ft @Ike_Saul @brad_polumbo “There’s absolutely no possible way any man will ever fly in a machine. Zero chance.” - You, 1899

“Laughing out loud” from ignorance is laughing at yourself.

To the original point, it’s been six years and all you have is “chance”. That’s far from compelling evidence.

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Funniest tweet on here in years…unless you have family members picking up Don Jr & Eric’s substance bills. Then it’s pretty tragic.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am the Head of Product at Trump Mobile. There is no product. I have the best job in America.

590,000 people paid $100 each to preorder a gold phone that does not exist. That is $59 million. My KPI is deposit velocity. I have a whiteboard in my office that says DEPOSIT VELOCITY. There is nothing else on the whiteboard.

We announced the phone June 2025. Gold case. American flag on the back. "Made in the USA." Ship date: August. I moved it to November. Then December. Then Q1 2026. Then mid-March. Each time I sent 590,000 people an email that said "exciting update." The exciting update was that the phone still did not exist. In April I deleted the ship date from the website entirely. I got a standing ovation on the all-hands. That was our most successful product milestone.

The phone is a $499 gold Android. 50MP camera. 6.78-inch display. Fingerprint sensor. I have never held one. Nobody on earth has held one. We got the T1 certified for network compatibility in March. We celebrated like we'd shipped. We did not ship. We certified the concept of a phone. The network said: if this thing existed, it could connect. We called that a breakthrough.

On April 6th I updated the terms and conditions. "A preorder deposit does not guarantee that a Device will be produced or made available for purchase." Trump Mobile does not guarantee regulatory approval. Does not guarantee production. Does not guarantee delivery. Does not guarantee the phone will exist. The deposit is non-transferable and carries no independent cash value. I have the printout framed in my office next to the whiteboard. That is the only thing we have shipped on schedule. 

"Made in the USA" lasted three months. Became "American-proud design." Then "designed with American values in mind." We manufacture overseas. Final assembly of 10 components happens in Miami. We counted putting the flag sticker on the back as one of the 10. While 590,000 people wait for their gold phone, we are currently selling refurbished iPhones. Made in China. With a Trump logo on the box. For $47.45 a month on T-Mobile's network. We are reselling another company's network at a patriotic markup. The plan is called the 47 Plan. The 47 is the only original thing about it.

An intern asked me last month when we are going to build the phone. I promoted her to VP of Customer Expectations.

Senator Warren wrote the FTC in January. I am not worried. We will have launched the next product before they finish reading the letter. That is always the math. I know the math because I have been watching it evolve for years.

Trump University promised education. Delivered weekend seminars in hotel conference rooms. 5,000 students. Settled for $25 million. That was version 1.0. You had to rent the room. You had to print the binder. You had to hire the speaker. You had to settle. Three entire obligations.

$TRUMP memecoin. No education. No binder. No room. Peaked at $75. Now $2.80. Down 96%. 1 billion tokens minted. 80% went to the team. 45 wallets gained $1.2 billion on launch night while everyone else watched their screens. For every dollar insiders made, retail lost twenty. That was version 2.0. You did not have to build anything. You did not have to hire anyone. You just had to press mint. Two obligations eliminated.

$MELANIA. Same model. Launched 48 hours later on the same audience. Down 99%. 24 wallets bought $2.6 million worth exactly 2.5 minutes before the First Lady's announcement. One wallet turned $681,000 into $39 million in 24 hours. The team controls 92% of supply. Her launch crashed her husband's token by 50% in the same hour. That was version 2.1. A patch, not a release. You did not even need a new customer base. You could cannibalize the last one.

WLFI. World Liberty Financial. The President's crypto project. Took $500 million from 600,000 wallets. Tokens locked. Cannot sell. Cannot transfer. Cannot leave. Team holds 73% of supply and votes to unlock itself. The project's advisor borrowed $75 million on a lending platform he co-founded. Using investor tokens as collateral. On a protocol where the project is 82.7% of total value locked. Other depositors could not withdraw. The President's family takes 75 cents of every dollar. That was version 3.0. You did not have to deliver anything. You did not have to pretend anything would go up. You just had to lock the door and keep the key. One obligation remaining: the smart contract.

Trump Mobile is version 4.0.

I did not have to mint a token. Did not have to write a smart contract. Did not have to lock a single wallet. Did not have to build a lending platform or freeze a billionaire or rig a governance vote. I put a flag on a gold rectangle that does not exist, opened a deposit page, collected $59 million from 590,000 Americans, and then updated the terms to say the deposit does not guarantee the rectangle will ever be real.

The version history, in case you are keeping score:

1.0 — Had to rent a room. Had to settle.
2.0 — Had to mint. Didn't have to build.
2.1 — Didn't even need new customers.
3.0 — Didn't have to deliver. They couldn't leave.
4.0 — Didn't have to promise. They paid for the flag.

Each version removes one obligation. University had three. We are down to zero. My product roadmap is one slide. It says DEPOSITS.

Version 5.0 will not need the webpage.

The phone was never the product. The deposit was always the product. The flag was the conversion funnel. The name was the close. The terms update was the only deliverable. "Made in the USA" was the positioning until it wasn't and then "American values" was the positioning until that stops working and then we will find new words that mean nothing and those will work too because the words were never the product either.

I am the Head of Product at Trump Mobile. I have never made a phone. I have made $59 million. The product is the transaction. Delivery is a legacy feature from version 1.0 and we deprecated it three versions ago.

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@3YearLetterman “Hunger Games 7: Mockingjay Rationalizes the Golden Calf”

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@justinamash @atrupar This is not uncommon with them. Often it’s as if they’re doing bets on whether they can get qultists to defend some principle that is the exact opposite of who and what they always claimed to be.

[Miami Herald @MiamiHerald]

@safety @nikitabier Investigative reporter Julie K. Brown (@jkbjournalist), who has covered Jeffrey Epstein for years, has been locked out of her @X account since Saturday and has been unable to regain access. Any help getting her access back would be greatly appreciated.

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@Acyn 1- Give the Iranian people a million assault rifles

2- Two weeks later, the infighting results in a regime we really like who can ally with American interests

3- “Okay we’re happy, y’all stop making war on each other with those million guns”

Brilliant. Should work like a charm

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@Konstoyouralas1 @MeidasTouch I wish you absolute fence posts realized that facts are different from opinions. I REALLY wish you could tell them apart.

Facts are things that are true whether you like them are not. Opinions are things you all pay subscriptions for, but are useless.