Me "A dental implant is too expensive I'm just going to teach myself how to chew with that tooth missing"
Also me *completely destroys gum trying to chew crunchy food with no tooth*
And telling someone to just "pick it off and eat it" isn't okay. The allergen doesn't just disappear by removing the majority of it, the juice can stick impact people.
Hi, stop ignoring people's requests to remove certain items from a menu item. Someone ordering a decaf coffee could have heart problems/medication that prevents caffeine consumption. Diet instead of regular bc of diabetes. No cherry/tomatoes bc of an allergy.
If anybody wants to know, lexi dubbed me "the nice aunt" today after I bought her a pair of denim shorts from a boutique at the fair because I thought she said she didn't have shorts when she actually said she didn't have shorts she *liked*
Every time I drive I think sbiur how people think driving in rural areas is scary because of the deer but we all know it's actually trying to see around the corn before you turn that is the most terrifying.
Not me out here ordering pretty halters for the horses knowing damn well Parker never packs claiming halters and gives my pretty ones away all the time 🙃
My grandpa, a diabetic: "Your grandma said I didn't need any more sweets but I liked your cookies so much I'm just going to stand over here where she can't see me and eat another one. My sugar is going to be high tomorrow but it'll be worth it"
Okay, Papaw 😂❤️
Familial strength is doing what is best for all family members involved.
Familial toxicity is doing what keeps the family's image shiny to the public eye.
Wild how that works
Crazy how people don't understand that sometimes you make decisions that people don't understand because they're too damn stupid to understand business