Clint Boyte

We have not yet seen what man can make of man

[Clint Boyte @ClintBoyte]

Hi I've lost 70 pounds since August and I'm proud of myself so

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[TaReef KnockOut @TaReefKnockOut]

Nobody asked, but the first thing I’m doing in CFB 27 is turning off the catch meter.

[Rare Rookies @rarerookies]

I've spent the past 48 hours trying to build an app where you draft the best Tennessee players in hopes of reaching a final four and it's just not possible.

[Tej Seth @tejfbanalytics]

Very lucky to be born at a time where I can spend my entire day testing my ball knowledge on random vibe coded websites

[Three Tech Pod 🎙 @ThreeTechPod]

If you can upgrade facilities in CFB27, my family won’t see me until Thanksgiving

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

The rise in the Savannah Bananas popularity and the country’s descent into fascism are linked, I just can’t prove it

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Hurts' double turnover gotta be up there 😭

[Clint Boyte @ClintBoyte]

@themicknartin Live in Lexington- nobody I know supported his opponent.

[Covie @covie_93]

The fact that Thomas Massie is fighting for his political life in a Republican primary because he wants pedophiles to face justice is not a good look for the Republican party.

[tag! @taggartkent]

43 drake songs in 2026 is like the cowboys bringing back zeke to give him 25 touches a game

[Leland @ItsLeland]

In honor of Bobby Cox, here’s almost 20 minutes of him getting ejected.

Legend.

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[first day at NASA]
Boss: you have a budget of $17.5m
*1 month later*
Boss: we need a progress update
Me, has blown entire budget on trying to teach my dog how to talk: in space it’s night time all the time
My dog: I concuss
Me, sighs heavily: he means concur

[Football 🏈 @TheFBReels]

Stevie Johnson, he even tore up Revis Island 🚨

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Republicans- “The Pope is wrong”

Democrats- “The Pope is right”

The [Mark] Pope: “Yeah uh this transfer portal thing is fuckin tough”

[Jackson Doud @JacksonDoud]

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.”

Got hit back with a “and that would be?”

Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

Trump believes he is threatening Iran with destruction, but it is America that now stands in danger.

If he attempts to eradicate Iranian civilization, the United States will no longer be viewed as a stabilizing force in the world, but as an agent of chaos—effectively ending our status as the world’s greatest superpower.

This would upend our economy and shatter the global order. The process is already underway, yet we still have time to avert catastrophe if Trump finds the courage to pursue serious negotiations rather than reckless rage and destruction.

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Being a ~35 or younger Cowboys fan is pretty brutal because you’re simultaneously viewed as a bandwagon frontrunner and you’ve also literally never seen your team even make the NFC Championship

[Edward A. Perin - Psychologist @DoctorPerin]

Therapy with men is more about getting that dawg back in them than it is getting it out.