CLINT HEMSWORTH

Clinton Hemsworth is an Australian comedian living in Toronto.

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Hope you're all doing well, enjoying life and laughing as often as you can!
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Just overheard this sentence in public:
"...definitely better than Zootopia 1..."

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@BAFTA Great! I was just about to write my list of fave movies from the year!
Hold on a sec!

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Back in my day ordering a pizza was easy,
Nowadays you feel like a Hollywood Director.
Yes! No! No! Yes! More of that! Do that longer!

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Why do I have to design my own pizza?
I went on a pizza website last night,
They asked me what ingredients I want in the sauce...

Just the normal shit!

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Imagine being called "limp-dick",
and getting offended in any way.

It's limp 90% of the time!

92% if you're rich.

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Auditioning for a commercial set in the snow.

<- Krazy Klown Kasting

Hi there!
Just wanted to clarify whether I'll actually be cold on set, or will I have to act cold?

I'm a sweater and I sweat at the slightest heat.
Just want to be honest: I'm not confident "acting cold".

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“A Shagadelic Christmas Show” features your favourite characters from the comedy series Austin Powers. 
In this unauthorised parody, Austin Powers invites you back to 1969 to save Xmas, & help bring some mojo back to 2025. 
Tix:
$10 online
$15 at the door
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@xAshleyHall He's always doing this haha

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@heavyspoilers Reckon AI was used for this face?

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The Wicked 2 movie isn't getting great reviews.
But I already bought my kid all this Wicked branded stuff!
Wicked 2 lunchbox
Wicked 2 toothpaste
Wicked 2 face paint
Wicked 2 themed Christmas tree
Wicked 2 the Las Vegas Sphere Experience tickets
Wicked 2 semi-permanent tattoos

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Latest full comedy set here!
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