Big Guy

Fick dich und ich meine es ernst

[🔞Revived DN @DN28_Art]

Hey You! Yes You! Only You! And No one but You!

I hate You, fuck You 🖕

[MEL @SpeaknowMel]

being drunk is so fun until you need to pee AGAIN

[harm ❤️‍🔥🪬🗡️ @harmzdealer]

alcohol is great because of the way it lets you take aggression you usually turn inwards, and direct it outwards, at loved ones, strangers, and inanimate objects.

[turbomander @turbomander]

you try to high five me during my iframes and your hand passes right through my upper body. fool. you will now be punished during your recovery

[🩵🌸 Autumn 🌸🩵 @foxgirlfrot]

whatever dude js get under the desk

[Bell Bearing Hunter @bellbearinghunt]

Two nobodies jerking off over nothing at the end of the world

[turbomander @turbomander]

give me a pack of newports and a single spell slot and i’ll save the realm

[DONKFORTRESS (parody) @D0NKFORTRESS]

kids are smoking element 115

[323 @Ggod323]

yeah dude isolate yourself in your room no one cares anyways

[lilium @pukeirl]

hey can u do me a favor and just bash my fucking head in as hard as possible with that big rock over there until my body goes limp

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS OPEN•フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

i asked god the meaning of life and she said jerking off a lot and playin video games

[The Fron Jay @FJXSU]

Dihsplay port in her VGA type shit #robots #computer

[letsgetgroovy @letsgetgroovy]

i pulled her panties to the side & a bag of ketamine fell out

[pinball wizard @y0ungpinball]

i’m gonna sit on my porch and smoke 34 cigarettes while staring into the distance at nothing

[crittur @miwwmiu]

I’m not addicted to nicotine I just really like it a lot

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

trying this new thing where i take a 100mg edible and watch vertical video porn for 5 hours to see if i can squeeze the few brain cells i have left out through my nose so i can hold them in my hand and see the color

[Austen @austenreeder]

Hit the counterfeit geek bar and felt a cymbal crash reverberate through my spine. Threw it away like an ancient ape discarding a mushroom he now knows not to fuck with

[Vesper ★ ڤسپر @vesperpurr]

been jacking off for hours and still can't cum I'm DRENCHED in sweat