Clitoris Christ

she/her

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

I'm a slut for KFC macaroni salad

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

@MissRed_Roses I hope it burns

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

My therapist gave me free therapy that I had to beg my mom and dad to pay for. You better believe I’m not giving that money back my therapist said it was a good idea.

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

Imagine a world where you feel safe to be yourself and not have to worry about if your kids are going to be taken care of if you’re having an off day. They are being more than taken care of they are being loved, seen and helped. I am so lucky to have this man in my life 🐻‍❄��🫀

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

My hottest hot take to rile up the goddesses: Periods do more harm than good for our bodies and unless we’re actively trying to get pregnant, for the majority of us, there’s absolutely no need to have one.

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

If you don’t use garbage bags you don’t know who you are as a human.

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

I’m taking a mom break , it’s a real break where I don’t have to worry about anything because I have the most gorgeous man who has slowly but surely become an amazing parent to my kids. I know I am lucky to have found what I found in this polar bear I’m going to love him forever

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

@WheelerWalkerJ7 I’m ready I’m drunk let’s get this going sir. Please start your midway show. Please 🙏

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

northern lights were crazy last night

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

On Mar 18, Members of Canadian Parliament have a chance to do the right thing. Tell your MP to vote for an immediate ceasefire, an arms embargo & the restoration of UNRWA funding and humanitarian aid. https://t.co/Da8rHtXH8F

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

If you were my headphones and you knew your lightly intoxicated owner was looking for you but couldn’t find you because of said intoxication where would you, the headphones, be? I miss you. Please find me soon.

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

@ABDanielleSmith should go to jail for every albertan trans youth that dies by suicide. You are making it worse!

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

A year ago I broke up with someone who was not at all capable of loving me. A year later I’m walking around a store with my bf who is buying Christmas for my kids and buying things for my home to make my life easier. Lesson learned date a Virgo.

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

What’s the deal when are we all quitting capitalism? Soon? Yes?

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

“Babe you’re looking thicker than a snicker” *aggressively grabs at my ass*
I love him so much I could barf.

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

There’s a correlation between someone getting family pictures done no matter what and then that said couple breaking up 6months so a year later. Because guess what dressing your family up in matching clothes isn’t going to fix your relationship.

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

She wants you to follow her into the woods on a super full moon. While you think you’re low key lost have sex with her and then tell her you love her for the first time. That’s all she wants guys. It’s not that hard.

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

@chels_person I remember being so embarrassed of my giant ass haha now it’s my favourite.

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

Now is the right time to eat a Dorito

[Clitoris Christ @ClitorisChrist]

My kids are going to lose their home because it costs too damn much to live. I am so tired of my kids going through traumatic events that I have no control over. We are exhausted. We need a break from trauma please!