Clive the Tortoise

The Adventures of Clive the Tortoise Counting down to Christmas since 2012. insta: tortoisecalledclive

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For the 900th Clive the Tortoise I have fused my twin passions of Clive and Football Manager. 45 days until Christmas. The kit I made with Kitbasher, which is great and I've used for a few years. #fm24 #fm23 #footballmanager #footballmanager24 #kitbasher #clivethetortoise

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Happy International coffee day. 85 days until Christmas. #coffee #tortoise #InternationalCoffeeDay2024

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Blessed be the tortoise. 89 days until Christmas. #TheHandmaidsTale #HandmaidsTale #christmascountdown #clivethetortoise #tortoise #tortoises

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It's Hobbit Day, Happy Birthday Bilbo and Frodo. 94 days until Christmas. #hobbitday #lotr #hobbit #clivethetortoise

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Old slugger Clive. 98 days until Christmas

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Clive doesn't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs, they're calling again. 99 days until Christmas. #frasier #frasiercrane #tortoise #clivethetortoise #99daysuntilchristmas #Tuesday

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Following a quite remarkable episode of Only Connect this evening it is appropriate to bring out this classic Clive from 2022. For more classics take a look at https://t.co/16dpJKwW6b #onlyconnect #teatotallers #bloomsburygroup #clivethetortoise

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Clive is back for 2024, 100 days until Christmas. I post every day on insta /tortoisecalledclive but I will be here too from time to time. Love and hugs. #tortoise #clivethetortoise #100daysuntilchristmas

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@fesshole @hebtroco What's that about tortoises?

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I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear. 8 days until Christmas. #Pokemon #ashketchum

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Can't I have the Turner Prize now please? 17 days until Christmas.

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Alas, poor Yorick. 19 days until Christmas.

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Clive and his amazing technicolour dreamcoat. 25 days until Christmas. #joseph #josephandtheamazingtechnicolourdreamcoat

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Noot noot. 26 days until Christmas!

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Clive in his strawberry outfit. 27 days until Christmas.

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Clive was asked to switch on the Christmas lights in town. 38 days until Christmas.

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On this day in 1940 Disney's Fantasia was released. 42 days until Christmas. #Fantasia #disney #Disney100 #disneysfantasia

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At the going down of the sun, and in the morning, we will remember them.

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A sleeping Clive blocks the way. 44 days until Christmas. #clivethetortoise #pokemon #snorlax

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@Camdragon Goes some way to explaining the facial expression

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Clive in his Dory costume. 47 days until Christmas 🎄