Clive Appleyard 🇺🇦

Retired golfer, cricketer and hockier. Brompton, Charge & Gazelle rider, and part-time technophile

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Knighthood for being inept is a new category. https://t.co/zFGevo51fr
Ex-education secretary Gavin Williamson given a knighthood

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@MicrosoftTeams @Microsoft Why have you stopped supporting the native dictation for iOS clients in version 4.2.0? Not great for accessibility users

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@MicrosoftTeams @Microsoft Why have you stopped supporting the native dictation for iOS clients in version 4.2.0? Not great for accessibility users

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This curling is tense

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨“If you've got one shred of compassion for all those families who sacrificed so much, who lost so much, you’ll go”🚨

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@pubdaddy Only in a very specific and limited way

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@jamespaperhotma You really couldn’t make it up

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Looking forward to day 4 of the Ashes 3rd Test - oh hang on #AUSvENG

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Legend. RIP. Ray Illingworth, former England cricket captain and coach, dies aged 89 | Cricket | The Guardian https://t.co/euYbfHByi7

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OFFS - Liz Truss to take on Brexit brief after Lord Frost resignation https://t.co/bQHTu6INsy

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The stench was too pungent even for Lord Frost

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Boris Johnson's Brexit minister Lord Frost resigns from cabinet https://t.co/a29qA2hw3D

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@pubdaddy Don’t forget VHS vs Betamax

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@pubdaddy 🥲

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Woke this morning with optimism that England might win the #ENGIND 2nd test. The optimism has drained out of my body and replaced with worry now that England are five down with 2 hours to play and India are flying

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McCoy’s vs Popchips today.

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It’s been a long summer for the bumble bees. Attempting to resuscitate a big, tired bumble bee before the rain comes again.

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McCoy’s vs Tyrrell’s today.

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McCoy’s vs Pom-Bears today

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Butterkist vs KP today.

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If you really want to know what I think: get vaccinated. It’s not a government plot. Governments can’t even mend pot holes.