Clive Bunn

Plodding through life almost unnoticed

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

@BorisJohnson Have you ever said anything that doesn't make you sound like a complete idiot?

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

@theresa_may You're not very good at your job are you?

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

@KeithSimpsonMP Do you ever do anything?

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

@KeithSimpsonMP If the conservatives win the election, will you vote for or against fox hunting?

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

@theresa_may Are you trying to lose the election so that you can blame Labour when the brexit deal goes tits up?

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

@theresa_may How about using something snappy like'work sets you free' instead of just saying 'strong & stable' over & over again?

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

@Nigel_Farage Just saw it on the news, you made a complete twat of yourself!#NationalEmbarrassment!

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

Fancied a biscuit,kids had got there first, I was left with half a slightly soggy digestive.

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

@JburtonNR Ok, I'll let him off then ;)

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

@JburtonNR No Bennett again.Is he injured or has he been put on the naughty chair?

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

@David_Cameron Are they going to start bombing the clouds?

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

@David_Cameron You really are a thick twat

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

Fuck off BBC news

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

@TallisATWIT_TER You should've kicked the student a couple more times so that it looked intentional.

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

@typejunky Yes but look at the fire behind him..........one good push!

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

@kate_bunn @TallisATWIT_TER Better than a mobility scooter!

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

@typejunky And you mate, possibly the first time we've seen each other without beer involved! ;)

[raceyemu @raceyemu]

Disabled access funding cut, fox hunting reintroduction, insurance based Nhs proposals and they've even not been back for 72hrs yet

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

Danny Dyer is on twatty man, subtitles required. woolly mouthed prick!

[Clive Bunn @CliveBunn]

Oh well, at least Farage has fucked off, so not all bad news!