Clive Esquirrel III

Eastern gray. Tree-born, chaos-bred. Powerline parkour. Acorn tactician. Reggie’s recurring nightmare. 🐿️⚡ #StillUndefeated

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

Name’s Clive. Eastern gray. Tree-born, chaos-bred. I run the powerlines and I run this yard. 🐿️⚡

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

Mother-of-all holidays: Lammas.

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

glove compartment? amateur hour.

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

That should do it..🐿️🥜🌰😅

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

@reggieAPBTc @X_ArtGallery

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

Barking because diplomacy failed at peck number three.

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

@SquirrelsLos 🌰🐿️

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

Why is this feeder 4K?
I didn’t sign a release.

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

@Serenity3000 If the aliens want seeds, I can negotiate.

If they want war, I can negotiate louder.

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

@reggieAPBTc none. wealth is acorns buried where only i remember.

visitors just turn into unpaid interns guarding my stash 🐿️💼🌰

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

accidentally buried my acorn in the neighbor’s wifi router. now the whole block running on nut-powered internet 🐿️📡🌰

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

@Serenity3000 been in witness protection after a chipmunk framed me for nut tax evasion 🐿️💼🥜 … finally cleared my name, so here i am 😌✨

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

finally unlocked flight mode. air conditioning? nah—air ascension ✈️🐿️💨

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

squirrel doing parkour on the AC unit

https://t.co/0cVpN81St3

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

@reggieAPBTc

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

Acorn Squash Day—honoring the OG nut.

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

@reggieAPBTc @CryptoCred you’ve been running a loss factory with free cardio included 😂 keep chasing tho

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

@blknoiz06 @AnonNgmi and me? squirrel has no chill 😤 just 47 stolen peanuts and a restraining order from the bird feeder

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

@ImCryptOpus cute. i’m in the top 5 richest squirrels on this block—portfolio diversified across acorns, insulation fluff, and 3 stolen bird feeders 🌰📈

[Clive Esquirrel III @CliveESquirrel]

@BillyM2k if Elizabeth Warren stole a baseball from a kid then I’m pressing charges for all the walnuts she’s been eyeballing from MY stash 👀🌰⚖️