Michael Olaomi

Something new soon.

[Michael Olaomi @ClockAngel24]

@__Laolu T

[legalnaija @LegalNaija]

On a Monday morning in March 2023, Amara Nwosu woke up to discover she had bought a house.

She had not bought a house.

She had never signed any document.

She had never met the seller.

But somewhere in the Lagos land registry, her BVN, her NIN, her signature — perfect, precise, indistinguishable from the one she had used her entire adult life — had authorised the purchase of a property worth ₦47 million.

And the loan taken to buy it was in her name.

Amara was 34.

A data analyst at a telecoms firm in Victoria Island.

She was the kind of person who used different passwords for different accounts, who read privacy policies, who had set up two-factor authentication on everything she owned before most Nigerians knew what two-factor authentication meant.

She was, professionally and personally, a woman who understood how data worked.

Which is why, when she saw the loan alert on her phone at 6:47am, her blood went cold in a specific way.

Not panic.

Recognition.

Someone had been inside her life.

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

are u a good person or do u lack the courage to be evil

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

I be private plumber
Just incase your water
nor de come out again 😒🤲🏻

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

slut shaming? no I’m a slut encourager. take those titties out for me bae

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

I exercise just enough to fuck and fight

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

Too lazy to explain myself, just judge me

[Michael Olaomi @ClockAngel24]

Just send me the nudes... don't mind this guy here.

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

Nudes are overrated. Send me a video of you reading so that I can see if you’re literate enough to fight against the technofascist wave of illiterate anti-intellectualism.

[Michael Olaomi @ClockAngel24]

Both. Use your free will to the maximum!

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

SPOTIFY or YOUTUBE MUSIC?

[27. @dimvji]

idk how to explain it but i have just two years to figure it out

[Michael Olaomi @ClockAngel24]

My babe.

[KIRA 🤍 @Iamkrebkira]

What’s a perfect breakfast to you? 🤔

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."

[Cedar You @our_decay]

The seasons from my bedroom window

[Michael Olaomi @ClockAngel24]

...ways than one. Such a shame.

And yes, I was a teacher's kid. Both parents were/are teachers.

[Michael Olaomi @ClockAngel24]

The reason for this is simply because teachers were held in high regard then and teaching as a profession was well respected. That aura naturally rubbed off on the children of those that were held in such high regard.

Now the same cannot be said again, Nigeria fell off in more..

[F. Dee🦋 @_Faridat]

Do you guys remember when teachers used to bring their kids to school and we used to treat them like celebrities although they look hungry 😂😂😂😂

[Michael Olaomi @ClockAngel24]

@T_Gofficial01 Whenever you are in a setting where you can choose to show your cleverness or be pleasant, choose to be pleasant instead.

[T_G @T_Gofficial01]

In social gatherings and settings, don’t be too quick to display your intellectual capacity and exhibition of your ‘all-knowing’ ideas. You’ll think you’re being clever and smart but you’re simply brewing envy, resentment and hatred against you. The insecurities of others can be too extreme to the extent they immediately dislike you when you seem to know more than them. What then do you do? Ask thoughtful questions instead. Give short responses and little informations about contexts of discourse. Let others do much of the talking. Either you agree to them or not, it doesn’t matter. Just listen and nod with crafted-charming smile.

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

The kidnappings and brutal murder of school children and teachers in Oyo and other states of the federation have absolutely nothing to do with Islam or the teachings of Prophet Mohammed.

The reason our women and school children in Oyo are forced to sleep in the forests for weeks and are ruthlessly tortured by rag-tag militias is not because of Jihad or Islam or whatever nonsense propaganda the media wants you to believe. The real reason is simply because Oyo state is heavily blessed with massive, unmined deposits of Uranium, highly sought-after lithium, pure gold, and rare earth gemstones.
Now, the good people in Oyo State who are the primary victims of this manufactured insecurity, who are forced to sleep in total darkness and depend on highly expensive diesel just to sustain their petty businesses, may not be aware that they have enough uranium buried right under their feet to build nuclear reactors that could comfortably power the entire country for the next three hundred years.

But this local ignorance is completely insignificant in the ruthless geopolitical arena. Nigerians may very well be kept ignorant, but the Western nations who desperately need this uranium to power their massive industrial grids and nuclear submarines are absolutely not ignorant. The struggling youth in Oyo may not care about the raw gold beneath their soil, but the ruthless financial cartels in Dubai and Switzerland who melt, refine, and launder these blood minerals for American dollars are very much interested in them. The educated middle class in Nigeria, who would rather abandon their country and reduce themselves to overworked cleaners, taxi drivers, and caregivers in Canada and the UK instead of violently challenging the oppressors who have captured their state institutions, may very well be ignorant of the existence of huge deposits of lithium scattered all over the country. But the Silicon Valley conglomerates who desperately need these precious stones and rare earth elements for the new Apple M-series neural chips, Tesla electric vehicle batteries, and advanced military microprocessors are very much interested in these minerals. They will do absolutely anything to violently lift it out of the ground in Africa and ship it directly to their high-tech research labs overseas.

This is exactly why whenever there are sudden insecurity challenges such as mass kidnappings, brutal terror attacks on schools, and massacres at worship centers, there are always massive illegal mining activities running quietly in the background shadows. Indeed, in this year alone, almost forty people including heavily funded foreign nationals have been arrested by our local security agencies on strict charges related to illegal mining. Even a massive convoy of seven heavy-duty trucks loaded with raw uranium and lithium ore was intercepted and seized by state security forces just this year alone in Oyo state.
The terror activities are definitely not a holy jihad. They execute these bloody campaigns to install absolute, paralyzing fear in the local population and violently chase them away from their ancestral lands. Once the villages are emptied, these foreign companies and their local political enforcers can then seamlessly move in with their heavy drilling equipment, excavators, and chemical processors to extract these precious stones to power their trillion-dollar corporate empires.

The brainwashed recruits who physically carry out these terror attacks on their behalf may very well tell their traumatized victims that it is a Fulani agenda to Islamize Nigeria. They may very well release highly edited, pre-recorded videos claiming how these terror attacks are done to honor the teachings of Mohammed. But you must understand that these are all carefully constructed psychological operations and cheap propaganda.

What foot soldiers believe they are fighting for is completely irrelevant. Those ideologies are merely fairy-tale stories created to condition them psychologically to sustain the brutal war efforts for their hidden masters. For example, if George Bush had told the American troops the honest truth, that they all needed to go to the desert and die simply so that American defense contractors and oil majors could make an extra hundred billion dollars in corporate profits, they would have all dropped their rifles and badges and immediately renounced their duties. In the worst-case scenario, they would have stormed the White House, dragged the president out of the Oval Office, poured kerosene on him, and lit him on fire. So obviously, this truthful tactic will never work for any empire.

So instead, these gullible American troops were fed the lie that they were fighting a global "terror regime" that was secretly building weapons of mass destruction to wipe out humanity. This total change of narrative is crucial because the soldiers need to see themselves not as disposable, brainwashed tools fighting for corporate profit margins, but as heroic freedom fighters working for global peace and democratic stability. But at the end of the day, when you ignore the political speeches and simply follow the money trail, you get to understand what is truly happening. When Iraq violently fell, their sovereign gold reserves were immediately loaded onto armored trucks and shipped to the US to be deposited securely into the vaults of Citi Bank and the Federal Reserve, the uranium and critical aerospace assets were seized and transported to hidden military black sites, and the massive Iraqi oil fields were forcefully cleared of their local owners and drilling monopolies were permanently awarded to Halliburton, ExxonMobil, and Chevron.

The exact same imperial logic applies to the bandits and terrorists currently ravaging our rural communities. They may very well look you in the eye and tell you that they want to establish a pure Islamic state. But when the indigenous people are successfully uprooted from their resource-rich communities after relentless kidnappings, systemic torture, and public executions, the very same foreign conglomerates that secretly supply these terrorists with their thermal surveillance drones, high-grade military gear, encrypted satellite phones, and untraceable black-market cash quickly move in and start extracting these resources to be shipped overseas.

Wars are never genuinely fought on the superficial grounds of religion or ethnicity. They are, and have always been, ruthlessly fought over land, resources, and money.
In the case of Nigeria, Salafi Wahhabi Islamic ideology is what they use to brainwash and recruit most of the foot soldiers for this neo-colonial imperial plunder of Africa.

[Michael Olaomi @ClockAngel24]

Apparently not, sycophancy however, is.

[Tofunmi🌸 @Tofunmithedev]

Is impeachment not a thing in Nigeria?

[Lucas👽 @Dapsondonttrip_]

If you bill me this period, I fit commit suicide leave note say na you kill me.