The Phantom Gallery

Science created him, now Chuck Norris must destroy him

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@FranklyGaslit You couldn't open a bag of crisps in the 80s without Biggens and Langford showing up

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@Be_like_legend Light blue its also one of the nice numbers not like 5 or 8 and is best friends with 6

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@pschofie79 CS Lewis starred in an episode of the Wonder years

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@anon_opin If they had been from London though they would have been complete tossers

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@anon_opin

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@mrmikeMTL My last sick day was 26 years ago despite drinking and smoking far too much in my 20s/30s, banana every morning and chew fresh ginger and stop being a moan

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@obscenelydolled I want the one I can't have, every member of The Smiths being completely brilliant at the same time

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@MorrisBrightMBE The two Pughs and no Hughs is a question I've spent my whole life not knowing I needed answered

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@lady_valor_07

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@sensesforever Always loved Mani anyway but just realising in the last two days how much of that perfect album is built around him, he really was the heart of the band

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@anon_opin Remaking the radio show with that cast would be brilliant and stupid

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@bushontheradio The plane landing is exactly what you would hope would happen, everyone clapping makes it seem as if that outcome was in doubt

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@anon_opin It has its own mates in the Kuiper belt and they all think the planets are boring anyway

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@anon_opin Our governments having been lying to us about all pubs being haunted for years, glad to see someone else speaking up

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@anon_opin Yeah I remember when jedi were mysterious space wizards rather than stuffy self righteous prats too stupid to change their smocks when they went into hiding

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@cringe_genius You are doing fesshole wrong

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@anon_opin That's a strong statement given the competition from the other members of his band

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@anon_opin When the war between man and machine finally happens it will likely be the printers that start it

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@tired_adam @anon_opin That's not a prayer bucket that's just a bucket

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@our_rach It gets handed down after the death of a Simon apart from Simon Groom who stood down as a political protest against the Falklands war