Steve

Guitarist/Juggler/Slap Head

[Steve @Clompersgone]

@lufcstats Leeds United ARE........

[Steve @Clompersgone]

@rsmat237 @LUFC Grow up 4fuxache

[Steve @Clompersgone]

@Manjaro1234 @LucaBendoni @LUFC @JedYork @Larrydn22 @RedBullUK Think cunt
Same pathetic, childish comment every window.
Fuck off

[Steve @Clompersgone]

@apopey Trump outcheated all the cheaters in the most cheat-ridden 'sport' on the planet.

[Steve @Clompersgone]

@LeedsUnitedYEP When is an update not an update ?
4fuxache

[Steve @Clompersgone]

@SanMiguelMalaga @BerenCross 😂😂😂

[Steve @Clompersgone]

@PaulSpence91988 @BerenCross Spell check 'corrected' weak to week, Einstein. I didn't notice 'till I'd posted and by then I couldn't edit it.
And if you don't recognise a joke by now, what the fuck ?

[Julie Burchill @BoozeAndFagz]

I wrote this in 2024, about how we're only meant to put out the flag during football tournaments. Now councils are saying even THAT'S bad. Incredible...https://t.co/frAaHU5mLT

[Julie Burchill @BoozeAndFagz]

'Flying the flag for the duration of football tournaments is like being a eunuch who’s permitted to have his nuts back for a couple of weeks – for old times’ sake – and wear them as earrings' - from SPIKED piece - ↘️⬇️↙️

[Julie Burchill @BoozeAndFagz]

It's my new SUBSTACK - FOOTBALL SONGS! https://t.co/73igJx9R0D

[Julie Burchill @BoozeAndFagz]

It's me in the Spec! https://t.co/d2A2w6OTeg

[Steve @Clompersgone]

@BBCSport Saving someone an £8m compensation bill.

[No Context Keane @NoContextKeaneo]

Enzo Maresca’s first day of training after he takes over from Pep at Manchester City 😆

[Steve @Clompersgone]

@SkySportsNews And I still won't give a fuck what that spluttering scouse gobshite says

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

“Let me be clear…I broke numerous promises. I invented a £22 billion black hole to punish pensioners, farmers, the disabled, small businesses and students. I tried to give away Chagos and pay £35 billion to do so. I increased unemployment. I increased the government deficit. I appointed Peter Mandelson despite his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein having already been published in various media outlets. I promised to cut energy bills and council tax, but instead, the opposite happened. I did absolutely nothing to resolve the cost of living crisis and made it worse by increasing the tax burden to record levels. I prioritised hanging out with the Davos / BlackRock clique rather than genuinely ‘fixing the foundations’. I promised a ‘transparency revolution’, but instead, operated under smoke and mirrors and sacked colleagues and threatened suspending Labour MPs who voted against me. I spaffed £30 billion away on carbon capture machines. I failed to sort out the small boats / hotels for illegal immigrants. £3 billion a year to Ukraine and big hugs from Volodymyr. I smeared anyone who dared to criticise me a ‘far-right’. I sanctimoniously lectured everyone like they were naughty children. And I have absolutely no intention of resigning after disastrous local election results because I am right and everyone else is wrong. Me first. Country second.”

[The Ghost of Vim Fuego💛💙🤍 @Diddlysquatv3]

Love this me. Just shows what a great man Farke is. Shows real class. No wonder he gets the best out of players. 💙🤍💛 #LUFC