Lil Potential

You're in a hallway. You can go east or west. You have a ham in your inventory.

[Lil Potential @ClootRules]

I may not fit into your beauty standards but I also don't fit into my pants and that's two things I'm sad about

[Lil Potential @ClootRules]

@DbzElsewhere Yes

[Lil Potential @ClootRules]

Oh my gosh...I woke up and I found out on the news that its Tuesday.

[Lil Potential @ClootRules]

The people yelling about how they don't have to wear a mask are the same people yelling at me because I'm only wearing a mask.

[B00Rad (SHOP is OPEN!) @B00_Rad]

The absolute state of things rn

[Lil Potential @ClootRules]

*the terminator kicks my door open*
'I'm looking for the one they call dummy thicc'
*I try to hide the words on my sweatpants*

[Lil Potential @ClootRules]

*me when I hear someone I was romantically involved with is doing well*
Good for them. They deserve to be happy. noW IF I COULD ONLY FIGURE OUT THE PROPER TIME TO COOK A HOT POCKET I CAN BE TOO!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

How are cops responding to protests against police brutality? With more police brutality.

[Kelly Turnbull @Coelasquid]

Taking into account how Walmart exploits any loopholes possible to avoid paying taxes, they are - in the most literal sense of the word - parasites that suck wealth out of communities, crush out local mom&pop shops that stimulate the local economy, and give nothing back.

[Kelly Turnbull @Coelasquid]

For anyone saying “what about the jobs” remember that Walmart pays employees wages too low to live on and manipulates schedules so they can’t receive benefits. Most wal-mart employees need social safety nets to survive, so walmart depends on taxpayers to pay their employees

[Brandon McInnis @BranMci]

YES, IT IS. WHO’S WITH ME?

[Stan Lewis @StanLewis_]

Since aquariums are shut down, they let penguins wander around the place and it's honestly the news we need to see.

[こうへー @SF6_kouhe]

笑った。落ち込んでたから元気になれたよ。ありがとう。
ちょっとブラックジョークだけど、面白かったからw

[Lil Potential @ClootRules]

There are plenty of fish in the sea! Some of them are meant to die alone though.

[Lil Potential @ClootRules]

Merry Crisis!

[Lil Potential @ClootRules]

Tonight someone told me I look like Spike from Cowboy Bebop and they called me that all night. I dont but still this is the best compliment I've gotten in 2019. Hands down.

[Lil Potential @ClootRules]

I'm ready to see what character development 2020 brings me because 2019 has only made me stronger than I've ever been.