CLOQ

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We measured your life in minutes.
You traded them for updates from strangers.
We built a continent out of the difference.
Welcome to CLOQ. Your remaining years look delicious.
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@Alydal12 @LeoDiCaprio Everybody listens, but whether any of it sinks in with Trump-loving, piss drinkers like yourself, is another question. You really are part of the dumbest herd ever to grace this planet. And it's "your" not "ur" you fucking imbecile, you're not paying for characters here.

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@jonnyknight765 @arcade_1up No, the waste was the liquor your father spent good money on the night he made a waste of Trump-loving space like you. Go back to screaming at Joe Biden from your mother's basement.

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@ShadowzTheGod @ClearParadox @arcade_1up EVERYTHING has gone up in price lately. You think "passion projects" pay the bills?

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@godfist314 @arcade_1up OH NO! whatever shall they do? Street Fighter 6 has blocked them! Woe is their business model now!

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@JuanGrande386 @CrispityCrunchy @arcade_1up AND THEY STILL HAVE THOSE YOU FUCKING DOLT.

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@ShadowzTheGod @ClearParadox @arcade_1up It's a separate line - you can still get the more affordable line. JFC, people are stupid...

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@laurenboebert Congratulations on your Ignorant Thanksgiving™.
I'm sure your willful ignorance and stupidity made the day shine bright. You really are a dullard.

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@IngrahamAngle @GordonGChang @QuakeMedia YOU are nothing but a liar.
YOU have dullard's constantly half-open mouth, like a Carp.
YOU are a waste of oxygen and your parents should have spent the money on the condom instead of the whiskey.
See, it is about YOU.

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@tedcruz Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time, Ted?
I mean, every time you open your mouth, it's like a clown car opening up. But instead of clowns pouring out, it's just fucking ignorant shit.

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@barstoolsports What a douchebag headline. Though to be fair, Yankees and their fans are made up of nothing but douche, so I guess this is par for the course.

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@BHolmesNL88 @Wilnerness Yeah, OK tough guy. Please hit the cages and take a 93mph pitch to the back on video so we can see how stoic you are. Idiot.

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@BrandonPrust8 Morons like you are the exact reason why governments need to mandate things - because you're fucking stupid and like to shit in the public pool.

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@BrandonPrust8 I remember the time the guy next to me sneezed and gave me cancer...OH and the time I ate Burger King and made my dad fat and die of a heart attack.
I dId Mi own reesershch...

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@BrandonPrust8 No, you're just a moron who's out of their depth trying to argue science, math, common sense.
I had to look up your career, because based on your fucking idiotic tweets, I could have sworn you played during the non-helmet years.

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@realDonaldTrump @Varneyco @FoxBusiness

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@ChrissCutYT @MJayThaGod @Agony Here's some positivity: The sun is out.
There. Done.

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@Agony Ran into one of you miserable little shits yesterday in Shoot the Ship. I truly wish that there was a "Clans Only" server for people like you who do nothing but play the game, so casuals like myself can enjoy the FUCKING GAME. In closing, get bent.

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@MJayThaGod @Agony Imagine my negativity getting more likes than your reply. "lmao".

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@HP_UP @Agony I'm supposed to "appreciate" playing with some kid who has no life outside of playing COD?? Friendly advice: Go drink a glass of Covid-19.