when you realize that the most many men do for one woman is the bare minimum your friend does on a random Tuesday at 3pm just because she loves you and wants to see you
actually, if a man ever got me a giant bouquet of flowers and told me he verified that everything in it was cat safe, i think my clothes would evaporate on the spot and he’d never be able to get rid of me
Don't forget that Saint Patrick is not the only saint whose feast day is March 17. It is also the feast of Saint Gertrude of Nivelles, the patron saint of cats and the people who love them. (Meme art from an original work by Carolee Clark, King of Mice Studios)