Jizzle Dim

Funny, Integent, Athletic - a couple of 6th graders

[Jizzle Dim @CloudKait3]

I have a feeling Steve Carrell has an absolute hammer for a penis

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. the human pretends my body is a set of bongos. they don’t have much rhythm. but it makes them very happy

[Jizzle Dim @CloudKait3]

Why doesn’t the CRA have a “click here” option on their emails gives me anxiety idfk know my password and I definitely don’t know line 15000 on my 2011 tax return I need to enter to get a new one and now I’m probably going to jail for tax fraud and I’ll never succeed in life

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Jizzle Dim @CloudKait3]

Live photos are going to ruin someone’s life one day

[Jizzle Dim @CloudKait3]

2:06 pm: There’s something off my boyfriend hates me and he’s gonna break up with me and I’m losing my mind

3:06 pm after he tells me something affirming: I’m in love he’s my best friend and the world is perfect and I’ve never been happier

[Jizzle Dim @CloudKait3]

Ashley needs a quick lesson on informed consent 🙊 #BelowDeckSailingYacht

[Jizzle Dim @CloudKait3]

My hair has never been softer than when I use my boyfriends 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner.. don’t come for me

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Oh you don’t let your dog on the couch maybe you should go to jail

[ricky 💵 @RickyThaGOAT]

if u think I’m rude u should hear da lil voice in my head

[Mark McMorris @markmcmorris]

LOVE YOU ALL! THANK YOU ❤️

[Jizzle Dim @CloudKait3]

Riverdale is whack

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Anytime I see someone with a mask and unfogged glasses I bow to them, because I have clearly just met a fucking powerful wizard

[Jizzle Dim @CloudKait3]

Kim passed the baby bar, 2022 shine bright baby take me to dinner

[Jizzle Dim @CloudKait3]

I’m so stupid excited for Christmas break with my bf and my friends and my family and the presents and the skating and the drinking and the songs and the smells and the food and the pajamas and omg take me home

[Jizzle Dim @CloudKait3]

There are no words. NONE.

[Jizzle Dim @CloudKait3]

What’s the most money you’ve spent on an item because you were too awkward to say no to the cashier when she told you how much it was