E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession

Can you surry? Can you picnic?

[E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession @CloutMask]

Heatwave doing things to me I'd never thought possible. Why tf do my eyebrows hurt?

[E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession @CloutMask]

A little awkward how the best Charli XCX album of 2026 is clearly gonna be the Wuthering Heights soundtrack.

[E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession @CloutMask]

I always get BOTTOMS and BODIES BODIES BODIES mixed up in my head and end up calling them BOTTOMS BOTTOMS BOTTOMS.

[E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession @CloutMask]

Most of the reactions are like "It's so good to have Phoebe Bridgers back making music - plus the video is neat!" and yes, that is an appropriately polite response. Maybe I should say that.

[E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession @CloutMask]

So, this new Phoebe Bridgers song... um... maybe it'll sound better in the context of the album.

[E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession @CloutMask]

@StolenDans The Lighthouse

[E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession @CloutMask]

Least-fake laugh ever at 5 seconds

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Q: You have a chapter titled "More Money, More Problems." Why does more money sometimes cause more problems?

Vance: I'm a millennial, and so I believe that's the wisdom of the great Christian theologian P. Diddy. That will be in an attack ad at some point in the future. But what- what I... okay. So...

[E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession @CloutMask]

Saying this because I just rewatched You Were Never Really Here, which I think is great when it isn't trying too hard to be a dark comedy.

[E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession @CloutMask]

I tend to like Lynne Ramsay but all of her films would be improved if you removed all the incredibly on-the-nose, darkly "ironic" needle-drops.

[E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession @CloutMask]

Also, if you're constantly late then you probably have lost out on some opportunities, whether you know it or not. Nobody tells you "we would've given you this opportunity if you hadn't been late". They just don't give it to you.

[E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession @CloutMask]

I love how everyone just talks like this now.

[matargashti-pilled 🇵🇸 @dilrhubarb]

I'm so tired of lateness being viewed as a moral failing. I've been shamed for it my whole life because it's framed as "disrespect" (and no, it hasn't helped me be more punctual) and if I lost out on a major life opportunity because of it I don't think I could have ever recovered

[E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession @CloutMask]

I wish people would get over that Digital Circus thing soon so I can stop seeing those ugly-looking characters on my feed.

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

I swear I did not edit this. Has there ever been a more useless search feature in history?

[St. Vincent @st_vincent]

Making art about important things doesn’t make it important art.

[E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession @CloutMask]

There's been a recent change here where if I unmute one video then it unmutes ALL the videos I scroll past, whether I click on them or not, and I have to imagine that this is a cheap and annoying way to drive up the engagement metrics on here.

[E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession @CloutMask]

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Olivia Rodrigo becomes the first woman in history to debut her first ten top 10 Hot 100 hits in the top 10.

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

And now they’re doing the “shift all the blame to the individual consumer” paper straws thing with AI use.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

-incarceration goes up WHILE crime goes up
-crime starts to go down because of NO CHANGE in incarceration
-when Bukele starts incarcerating people in 2022 it doesn’t affect crime rates at all

This graph actually proves the opposite of what they’re saying. Are they stupid?

[E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession @CloutMask]

The fact that this post isn't being treated like a huge self-own suggests we aren't pushing STEM enough.

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

It’s a very simple concept, really.

[E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession @CloutMask]

Anyway, wasn't this whole renewed "controversy" around Fantano fuelled by stan culture ghouls who just wanted to use him as a stick to beat Olivia Rodrigo?

[E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession @CloutMask]

This would hit harder if Halsey had a single memorable song.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Halsey takes umbrage over music critic Anthony Fantano's review of her 2024 album 'The Great Impersonator.'

“I’m certain my least memorable song will be remembered more fondly and for more time than anything you ever do with your life will be." https://t.co/HBf99eJNGf